SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
If you could be a Superhero what super power would you pick and why? Also what would your Superhero outfit look like? biggrin

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spritieSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA


Posted:
aw, dangit, ya mean I have to come up with my own? biggrin I was expecting this to be a link to one of those online quiz-type thingies where it would tell me what superhero I was after I answered several questions...

hmmm...I'm gonna have to think about this for a few more minutes now.

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think that i would have the power to freeze time, and be able to keep my friends unfrozen at the same time - think of all the spinning time you can have without time moving!

And my outfit would be Green, Purple and Pink. ubbangel

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andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
I'd have an eye on the end of my finger for looking up gals slirts, and for finding snot when picking my nose. I'd be able to totaly freeze time and wander around undoing gals bras and picking pockets. I'd have a third hand (this time with no eye), so I could feel girls up in nightclubs and then NOT get slapped cos I'd show em that both of my hands (mwah ha ha ha) had full pints of beer in. My costume would be bright pink, very stiff, with two scraggy ovalish shaped shoes, and I'd see through a slit, front to back, mohecan stylee. My mighty weapon (fnarf fnarf) would shoot lil super strong, super swimming tadpoley things that chased you wherever you went and immobolised enemies by splattering in their face and hair! I'd be called Peenyman and my "kryptonite" would be spermacide!

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andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
having thought about it, maybe I am a naturally evil, villain type character and NOT a hero after all? Can I be everyones arch enemy? smile Can I Skull can I can I can I?



Coughs!



I MEANT to say.....





KNEEL BEFORE THE AWESOME POWER OF PEENYMAN YOU FEEBLE PATHETIC SUPERHEROES!



There, that's a tad more like it

It's smashing to be back x


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
i already have a super power, its called SUPER SARCASM it hurts people were they hurt the most, their pride, and there is nothing that can stop me i have no costume, that way no one knows im comeing, then SMACK sarcasm when they least expect it devil

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


zarkiaBRONZE Member
Member
98 posts
Location: ireland


Posted:
i'd have this mad superpower where i could take people's stuff and hide it in deviously difficult places so that they could never find it again. then i'd laugh maniacially + point at them.
my costume would be a laundry bin over my head.

Lillie Frognot a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales


Posted:
I'd have the ability to understand and communicate with animals and birds.

My costume would be black, maybe furry, maybe not.
But probably not real fur, lots of dead little polyesters all sewn together.

Or something.

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Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
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loki.c1687SILVER Member
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
um......thats a hard question.
yeah it would have to be the jedi mind trick.
what to wear.....um.....nothing coz i could just wave my hand and be like"i am wearing clothes officer".
mike.c

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We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
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And i will do what i must..


cranmerenewbie
19 posts
Location: Somerset, England


Posted:
That's easy. The ability to fly. I've done some hang gliding and paragliding and it's just amazing, and the idea of having the ability to fly freely without mechanical aid is just fantastic. Many years ago I came across a quote by Leonardo da Vinci which goes "For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Makes you wonder if he really did get any of his flying machines to work.

Pat in Somerset, England


stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
what are you talking about? i am a superhero!!

but this ability i dont have, but would love to: teleportation.. that way there would never be any waiting, and if something like the berlin wall coming down happens again, something with uber historical value, id be there in no time

...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
i realy like the idea of freezing time !!! great one wink

however i think i would like to be just like flash ! my colours would just be black at night and white in the day , two suits ! nothing fancy just professional!

*there are too many good super heros to choose from *

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
I'd like the amazing power of always being able to find the TV remote control. That'd be really handy.

A superpower to fight crime would be handy too, but I'm happy to start small and work my way up to that level of superness smile

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
I've worked for 6 years with radioactive material and STILL can't cling to the ceiling and I look crap in lycra.

I think the comics have been lying to me all these years.

I have a superpower though; I can spend $100 on comics at a time and not wince.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Written by: ...{SAFE}...





however i think i would like to be just like flash !






Thanks! I get that a lot, actually. I was thinking of setting up the Temple of Flash™ Pty Ltd ® © where I charge through the roof and teach you how to be like me. For those that can't master being like the mistress, I will offer a course on how to appropriately bask in reflected glory.



*vomits*



ubblol wink

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MiGGOLD Member
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3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*signs up*

I'd be able to skip through time, and morph it and stuff. so i can be anywhere and/or everywhere at once.

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"master"
--FSA

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The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
WOW time manipulation seems to be a BIG thing here huh? why i wonder?

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
I'd have the power to instantly change a person's beleif system to be compatable with my own mearly by willing it to be so. First person I'd use it on would be G. W. Bush

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
be careful with that tho, eveyone is entitled to their own opinion.. but then again, if you change theirs, then that becomes their opinion...

ok i didnt say anything.. cool

vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
yeah, it would get boring too with everyone thinking like me, so I'd probably get jaded and quit using it very much - but changing a few idiots minds - say a few rednecks and the president's, could be benificial in many way me thinks

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
Written by: flash fire


Written by: ...{SAFE}...



however i think i would like to be just like flash !




Thanks! I get that a lot, actually. I was thinking of setting up the Temple of Flash™ Pty Ltd ® © where I charge through the roof and teach you how to be like me. For those that can't master being like the mistress, I will offer a course on how to appropriately bask in reflected glory.

*vomits*

ubblol wink




All hail FF!!!

for myself

I would fly, thats all i ever wanted as a super hero. hurt myself alot when i was a kid, jumping off stupidly high things.

Fying it is

Love is the law.


heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
lets see all of my friends call me super sexy woman becuase of riley(if anyone else here has met him)so i would just shick with that name
my powers would be>>>to be able to grow pot anywhere any time
i would just be a pothead"s superhero

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...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
Written by: flash fire


Thanks! I get that a lot, actually.




oh man , i get to be just like YOU ?!?!?!

thats what i wanted . HOW MUCH ??? ill give you anything, anything you want ........!

*vomits* ~ you suck !

ubblol

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i would have the power to control any electronics: basicly superhacking. and my costume would be jeans, and a stained t-shirt reading "talk nerdy to me"
either that or i'd be like that rubber guy from teh fantastic four

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
i'd be ANYTHING MAN (this is a rip of from an idea that these aussie comedians called Tripod came up with, so maybe i'd be anything but original man) and i can do ANYTHING! Seeing as i'm female, the first bit of my costume would have to include getting a penis, which could be tricky, the rest of the costume i'll just work out from there.

first on my list of bad guys to get would be andythepoi AKA peenyman and other harrasing sorts

shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
i'd be god-in-human-form man
means i can do everything and anything
means that you are part of me and exist as just another aspect of my divine brillance, much akin to the relationship you have with one of your blood cells.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.



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