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KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,
staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the
face and says "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the
hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says
nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks
him square in the eyes and says,

"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
biggrin redface ubblol beerchug kiss

in state of metamorphosis


FlapjacksSILVER Member
part of the lonely trio
137 posts
Location: Hastings, England


Posted:
aha... that's cheered me up smile

smells like burning teenagers..



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