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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
somone pinch me ubblol

Quote:

Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T

Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.

And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.




i can't wait! biggrin

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
soft rock "skills"...ubblol oh the sarcasm

Let's relight this forum ubblove


originalsmitSILVER Member
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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
if david hasslehoff performing rap is your dream coleman then.......
you need a better dream

anyone else unconciously fantasise about 'the hoff' and his rap entourage???


you never know... he could be really good.

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
So funny! ubblol

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

if david hasslehoff performing rap is your dream coleman then.......
you need a better dream

you never know... he could be really good.




why, what's your dream?

anyway, this isn't about the hoff pretending to be eminemtoo - this is about him becoming the weird al of the hip-hop world.

i can see the album cover already...

...the hoff in a red adidas tracksuit and white shelltops, striking a pose with his gold rope chain, standing next to kit and ice chillin in the background, counting his money...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


originalsmitSILVER Member
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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


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why, what's your dream?



anyway, this isn't about the hoff pretending to be eminemtoo - this is about him becoming the weird al of the hip-hop world.



i can see the album cover already...



...the hoff in a red adidas tracksuit and white shelltops, striking a pose with his gold rope chain, standing next to kit and ice chillin in the background, counting his money...




....... standing next to stable of hoes no doubt, or cruising the hood in his drop top pimpmobile (or should that be popemobile)

well as long as hes not being a menace to south central while drinking his juice in the hood im okay with it.





my dreams coleman??? you dont want to know about my dreams they are ....disturbed. you dont want details





my dream??? ive got a couple. to be reincarnated as a cat. to have a little island of my own in the sun. to own my own aircraft carrier / hovercraft /zeppelin and travel the globe in the ultimate converted mobile party vehicle.



oh.



and to see Enoch Powell start a career as a rap star

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


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to own my own aircraft carrier / hovercraft /zeppelin and travel the globe in the ultimate converted mobile party vehicle




i like it smile

the aircraft carrier would be mental - not just a travelling party vehicle but you could have parties on it, that lasted for months at a time, with no fear of noise complaints at all! biggrin

if you pull it off, be sure to pick me up on your way round.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
ubblol

cool

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


originalsmitSILVER Member
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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
okay ill add you to the list but only if you promise to be a good boy
.
i have two lists.
one has
britney spears, the black eyed peas, the darkess,bloody whitney bloody houston,my MP and various other people.

you can go on the other one.
might have to pick you up in the zeppelin as harlow is a bit too land locked for my aircraft carrier.
its no dingy you know.

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
And here I clicked on this thread thinking that you'd gotten engauged to some beautiful firespinner or gotten some dream job...

My dreams are way bigger. And usually involve some sort of nudity. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey, i never said this one didn't involve nudity... wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah.. hasselhoff could pull some strings and get the girls off Baywatch to strut round his videos! biggrin did someone say carmen electra? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
update from friends on another board ubblol

seriously, the pingu dance? umm ubblol umm

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Surely there's laws against this kind of thing?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


- cat -member
48 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol HAHAHAHAHAHA that makes me laugh til my tummy hurts..!!!!!!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

Thank you! ubblove


PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
hehe Spanner, and I thought I was the only Ice-T fan left.

I cant say I like anything he's done recently music wise, but his old stuff was gold smile

Rhyme Pays smile

Josh

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Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!


-TeenWolf-member
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Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada


Posted:
oh...my... god
ROTFLMAO
David Hasslehoff as a rapper.... omf that disserves a lollerskates and a roflcopter if I do say so myself... which I do

"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes"
-Macbeth Act4 Scene1


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i trust you've both read this then?

suprisingly intelligent in places and (partly intentionally) hilarious in others - i loved it biggrin

ice on religion:

Quote:

When i go through drama, i don't pray. There's something else that's pushing me and giving me power. I just think prayer shouldn't be relied on totally. Don't ever believe anything blindly. Always use your own heart to determine your beliefs. Don't even believe me without thinking it through.




think for yourself.
question authority.
listen to ice.

smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole being given tea nd biccies and pl on my b-day was enough, but now i see youare taking it to the extreme man!

LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX! ubbrollsmile

laterdays

Step (el-nombrie)


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
NO way. That song...


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mwhahahahahahaha! lolsign

Commendments, my friend, for finding news that adds a new highlight to my day! clap beerchug

peace Peace Out! meditate

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."



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