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pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
this is funny

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


brodiemanold hand
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Location: london


Posted:
mabie barbie found about SAN FRANCISCO, Californias new wedding rights and is moving in with cindy, her secret female lover.......... ubbtickled ubbtickled

pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


brodiemanold hand
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Location: london


Posted:
what would it look like??

pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
normal. biggrin but it would come with barbie's lover doll too

at least we'd be teaching kids that there's more than just one sexuality.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


brodiemanold hand
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Posted:
thats deep smile

StebbinsBRONZE Member
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Posted:
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omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.




Man I would buy lesbian barbie ubbtickled It would make sleep over partys much more interesting biggrin "Uh oh barbie! my shirt fell off durning are pillow fight" Mah hahahahaha.

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Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
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Posted:
ubblol to all the above

i dint own a ken so mine and my mates barbies we all lesbians for many years wink

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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
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To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.




because of course all of us go through the 'fake tan' stage of breaking up. Sounds like a mid life crisis to me.... wink

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bubblishisFalse Eyelash
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Location: New York City


Posted:
It has to be a midlife crisis if they put her with someone named "Blaine." I bet she was having an affair.

The only Barbie I had as a kid was black.


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GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Dammit, just proves that nothing in life is perfect... spank

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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
especially barbie - if she was a real person her legs would break because of the longness and thiness and the big tits. kiss

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
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Posted:
That's complete hearsay wink tongue

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DuncGOLD Member
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Posted:
*Joke

Did anyone hear about the new Barbie Divorce doll? It comes with all of Kens accesories!! ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
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especially barbie - if she was a real person her legs would break because of the longness and thiness and the big tits. kiss




she also wouldn't be able to breathe.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Mistress AuroraHot Schtuff
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Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX


Posted:
Quote:

*Joke

Did anyone hear about the new Barbie Divorce doll? It comes with all of Kens accesories!! ubblol




ubblol

I used to see a pregnant Barbie advertised once. She had two detachable bellies. One big enough to fit the baby in and the other after she had/before she had the baby.

I still have all of my Barbie stuff. redface

Figured Barbie's life was headed for a midlife crisis sooner or later...Or was that Ken? biggrin


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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
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omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.




Every toy store in the East Village has fetished out Barbie and Kens. Some with a gay twist as well. They're not made my Matel but they're similar. Yet again... all the good ideas are taken.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
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Every toy store in the East Village has fetished out Barbie and Kens. Some with a gay twist as well. They're not made my Matel but they're similar.






oooh. i want one!!!



right. another reason to go to NYC. biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


DuncGOLD Member
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
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omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.




Come on kids...do you want Gay Barbie or Twink Ken?!

I'd love to see the faces of those parents when they walk into the Mattel shop! ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
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right. another reason to go to NYC. biggrin




Great, I'm on the list of reasons to visit New York... Right below gay Ken dolls. Fantastic. rolleyes:

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
aww hunny, you're top of the list of course! the rest just adds to the already perfect trip wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


mixinluv2umember
129 posts
Location: chicago suburb, IL


Posted:
i think that's really smart on the marketer's side. most ladies now a days wants to be independent. not to rely on their "man." if ken is a man at all.

Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
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This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.







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