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1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds...
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
rather unfriendly looking octopus, with rolling pins in each tentacle... it said...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Well, this sucks! Just because a guy's got 8 arms, those assholes up in corporate think they're entitled to 8 pies per minute...well, they're gonna be sorry when my union rep....
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
eats onion rings next tuesday, because his botton burps smell really bad if you're in the office with him. its got something to do with those three blind mice from another story, who...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
got bored of running around a farm house and went and set up a company selling shares in gingerbread houses to small children - this went well untill..
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no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
it rained and the house got all soggy and giant ants came from afar to munch devouringly on the house made from bread that tasted of ginger. unfortunately, they...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
didn't like ginger and they all got ill. Whilst they were lying there about to pass out, something...
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
made them realise that they did, in fact, like ginger. so they stopped being sick and...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
dropped some acid, which made them...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
sick again. so they went skiing, on the british alps
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
where they had a great deal of trouble find ski boots for each of the feet. They decided
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no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
to drop more acid, because the other batch made them sick. they tripped out on how cool hexagonics avatar was, because to them it looked like...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
the people they used to before the evil wizard came along and made them giant ants. After this passed, one giant ant said to the other
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
"s'ghnne heodn? hernnekd"
what he meant to say was
"lets get that evil wizard"
so the ants, still tripping, wandered off to where they thought they could find the wizard who.....
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1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
seemed to have disappeared. In despair they took more acid, but then they made an amazing discovery. The wizard they had been looking for
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no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
had wings the size of quebec. the ants wondered if this was due to the acid or the amazing powers of the wizard, who could also...
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
transform himself into anything he touched. This presented to be quite an embarrasing problem when..
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
he got real drunk and started to turn himself into peanuts by accident, which really sucked coz he was allergic to peanuts and went into anaphylactic shock. but that was ok, coz the ants..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
were so trippy they mistook him for a real peanut and started chewing on him, leaving behng only...
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
a pair of red sneakers that had the power to...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs
grant the wearer...
Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.
Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
eternal...
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270 posts
Location: Under your stairs
omnipotent power over...
Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.
Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
and under...
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
all the giant ants on the ski slopes. They decided to...
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addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
get some hot chocolate with those tiny little marshmellows but when they got there they saw ...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
huge doves with Bob Marley riding on the back of each one. The ants realised that taking acid twice might not have been the best idea, so sat down and...
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addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
took some more acid and then they realised...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
that it was not real acid... it was a combination cocktail designer...
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
who played charades, which was stupid, because he had only seen the film...
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those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
postage stamp from cuba that had a pic of..
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
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