Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because of nuns?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
Because of monks having nuns?....Just had to keep the becauses going

pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
No it's because the nuns want the monkeys but the monkeys want the monks and well getting into a love triangle aint fun! laugh3 ubbrollsmile

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Its rapidly turning into a love tetrahedron...

smile

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
But monkeys are no good at geometry..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Its OK though, every so often you find one good at Shakespeare!

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
One in infinity. Given infinite time. Theyre buggers for procrastination.

And monkeys are great at geometry. How do you think they get the bend in bananas?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
lmao good point =Flashpoint= hehe

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I once had a twin banana, that was a fun suprise. Two bananas in the one skin!

Kupo!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
That cannot be possible. One skin. One banana. Thats the LAW OF NATURE!! Next thing you know, someone's going to build a massive particle accelerator, and THEN where will we be eh? The end of the world I tell you!!!!!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
shocked Maybe it wasn't a banana?! Oh noes!

Kupo!


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
I am not single, so I shouldn't be here-- but i am sneaking in anyways, cause tonight i really wish I was single... !!!!!

I suspect that means either I will make myself single soon, or perhaps go back to being multiple... sigh.

It is hard to leave when there is so much love. But when the love is so f-ing complicated, I think it maybe for the best. I dont really do complicated any more.

sigh.

* wanders off to find chocolate, maybe a bannana too...*

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


pinkbootSILVER Member
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269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
grouphug for bansheecat me thinks grin

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
well, i did it. Broke up with him. Now i think i am going to throw up.

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
What was the complication, if you don't mind me asking? What was it that made you feel like you had to leave??

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pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
hugs to bansheecat

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
wow did I ever kill this thread! lol sorry guys... on with it, be cheery!

Thanks for the hugs...

Complicated.

Well, I am not anymore. I live very simply, with a lot of joy and silliness, hard work, and integrity. I just function with open honest kind compassionate communication at the base of every interaction.... surprisingly , it works well in my life.

But, my boyfriend is still working through past baggage, trauma, patterns of behaviour developed before conscious of it. Sometimes it makes him secretive,edgy, untrusting, blocked emotionally. He does not have full conscious control of it yet. I did that work, we all do-- but now I just want to get on with enjoying simple love. He cant quite do that consistently, cause the fears and blocks and past stuff interfere.

Basic problem is when he is most himself, love flows freely, we are both happy. Yet when something triggers past issues with him, he shuts off, goes internal, changes his behaviour for no reason apparent to me, and the love gets all tangled. It feels , to me, like an on/off switch .

I just dont have patience for it, because he does not let me help-- when in that state I am just cut off. I am pretty clear what I want from a relationship, and it became apparent i was not likely to expereince it with him anytime soon.

I need to live in the present moment, and he is not always capable of joining me there. So I had to let go.

But it is fine now, no worries, just had to make the adjustment, and it felt awful to leave such a beautiful man. But we are all beautiful creatures, in one way or another, aren;t we. Lots to love in the world!

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i just broke up with me girlfriend, i tried and tried and she wasnt happy frown

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
BansheeCat: I know exactly the place your ex is in, since I was there for a number of months. Still am to a certain extent. Luckily I found someone who can live with it, so stuff is pretty peachy at the moment. It is also happening less now. I wish both of you luck. :hugs:

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


pinkbootSILVER Member
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269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MEN! (sorry guys but you may all be lovely but i just attract d**ks so am totally feeling the need to rant)

Ok been chatting to this guy for a while we met up got on just as well as we did for real and stuff as we did online and we decided to meet for a second date.

We had our second date and basically now wont actually chat txt or speak to me full stop what is the matter with the friggin world why can't if he didnt wanna see me again just say so wasnt like we were engaged to be married or anything just would be nice to say ok i dont feel for you like i thought i would or what ever crap that men sometimes spout!

Why do i either attract total d**ks or total users? where have all the nice guys gone and why are they always gay if i do meet them?

I am ttoally at the point that the nun option is looking rather tempting right now!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
hug



Oh well, better to find out he's a jerk 'cos he won't speak to you than finding out 'cos he won't shut up and go away..

I'm sure there's some not-jerks-not-gay guys around somewhere...

Shame they have girlfriends already wink

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey! I'm not gay, but I cant judge whether or not I'm a jerk smile

I try not to be anyways smile

There's quite a few guys around who fit the bill, but we're all too shy and assume all the good girls are taken...

smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
awww bless ya =flashpoint= and where are you based again............. lol

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:

Oh year, I forgot a category- the 'live a long way away' people smile

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Well.... Having spent a week travelling around on my own, I've decided I don't like myself enough, so there will be no more girlies for Chris until I've learnt to be OK on my own.

At least it will make life more simple!

grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


pinkbootSILVER Member
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269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
good plan as you will now be named "chris" lol

think it is the same problem for all of us!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
Originally Posted By: hamamelis
Oh year, I forgot a category- the 'live a long way away' people smile



the one before this was that kind and he felt he ould cheat for fun as i wasnt near!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint=There's quite a few guys around who fit the bill, but we're all too shy and assume all the good girls are taken...

smile

What makes you think that good girls are what you want? :evil:

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I do! I've had my share of both evil girls and "naughty" girls, and although I appreciate "naughty" in small doses, I still needs wuv and cuggles smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Fair enough. Cuddles are always a good thing.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


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