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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:The Woman in a White Coat is coming to take you away!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted:87wt2gxq7 ... Birgit... you two have gone wrong. All this chemistry is freaking me out!! eek

Anyone in to Psychology? or Football? that I can deal with... wink


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:football's fine, I keep the chemistry with Jon on the pms from now biggrin

psychology freaks me out though, I still don't believe that I have a subconscious. I mean. Come on. Can it be worse than all the horrible stuff I'm already conscious of? ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: Aurinko


 Written by: ArthurBrown


I'd never thought of all the secret platitudes of love (or smut) flying invisibly through the ether in here.ubblove

Not sure how I feel being this close. redface




just bring a bottle of wine, grab some chips, have a seat and watch



*Puts up feet, mixes Margarita, grabs chips*

Psychology maybe, football no. Sorry.

Anyone into Ice cream and spoons?


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Psychology.. oooh!



A mind-f**k is still a f**k.. smile


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.

wink


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.
wink



ubblol Oh dear...


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.
wink



if you've got a threesome, does that count once or twice then?


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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Depending on what difficulty level you're going for, and how well you pull it off, I think you probably get a double score bonus for a threesome. smile
Of course the scoring system changes all the time, and It's been a while since I competed at international level. wink


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:(Post 1000 biggrin)

"difficulty level"? I'm intrigued, tell us more!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:I'll try to stay P.G. 13 with this,

Doesn't everyone watch International F**king on ESPN8? "The Ocho."

Oh well, first you select your routine, choosing the different elements in it for difficulty level or quality of presentation. Bear in mind a bad attempt at a particularly difficult bit (like a "full buckeroo") will score more highly than a well performed basic element (like a one handed whacking bonobo.)
But as long as you cover your compulsarys you should qualify for the next round.

Watch out for those difficult to please Swedish judges though! They're all ex-champions. wink


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:How will the 'Swimming Pool' scene in 'Showgirls' fare in this points system...?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Well depending on the judges.....
Water scene: A possible 9.8 available (depending on execution)
Artistic interpretation: Pretty much standard fare, with a slight multiplier for Mu'ardeeb's facial contortions.

If I were judging I'd give it about 5.8. Nothing really new, all a bit sloppy, and he's hardly the Quzadshaderack.


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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:damn! now I know why I'm single, I recognised those Dune references. It's true, I am a geek.



(and it's Maud'dib and Kwisatz Haderach wink)


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Thanks for the spelling. (Can you tell I never read the books.)

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:can you tell I read them far too much?!? tongue

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Chemistry or Dune.

Science of sci-fi.

Which is the more geeky/least sexy?



Answers on a postcard please....





wink


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:I'm a geek and I think that's the whole problem. I'm just doing geeky things and when I meet another geek, we're just geeking around. So nothing ever happens. or at least nothing that would lead to a relationship. *sigh*

and that's why I'm in this thread.


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hahaha, you should sign up to cupid smile It's full of geeks looking for relationships (and even fuller of silly personality tests, and slightly full of Edinburgh jugglers due to peer pressure) smile



My friend once called it "Date a Geek International"...



(and no they don't pay me for advertising it tongue)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oh God. I'm a film, comic and sci-fi geek. The last guy I went out with was a fellow geek and initially I thought I found my perfect match but I found myself extremely bored at him spouting geeky trivia I already knew and thinking 'I don't sound like this do I?' The fact that he was a moody sod didn't help either...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:According to this test, I'm a Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Is that supposed to make me feel better?

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Funny, I "apparantly" am 'The Playboy' a Random Gentle Sex Master.
Nice smile


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'm a random brutal love mistress I think.

It's alright though, I wouldn't worry about those types too much wink Unless you're "the last man on earth", that's a really bad one I'm told.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I'm 'half cocked' - random brutal sex dreamer.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:have you all signed up then? I'm trying to make jugglers and spinners take the whole thing over biggrin (and then go for world domination since we own about 1 million geeks who can probably manipulate computers and make propaganda movies and all that)

oops, got carried away again ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:signed in - did the test - signed out again (the other people there were just too scary)

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I just did the test. I don't think I'm willing to try online dating - I don't usually have trouble meeting nice people in real life.

Now I've said that, I bet I've just jinxed myself and I won't meet anyone nice for yeaaaaars. ubblol


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahahahahaha! well, given that you said that on HoP, where it's all full of nice people, it was a bit mean wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:maybe she won't be online for years?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:maybe she'll get BANNED from HoP for saying that ubblol

hug to Claire!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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