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Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
I dunno, seems to be working on the Birgit...
Written by: ArthurBrown
I suppose there should be a "Get a room!" thread, inbetween the singles and couples threads.
There are SEVERAL!
They're called 'PM'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
I'd never thought of all the secret platitudes of love (or smut) flying invisibly through the ether in here.
Not sure how I feel being this close.
(Probably just a little left out)
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Written by: ArthurBrown
I'd never thought of all the secret platitudes of love (or smut) flying invisibly through the ether in here.
Not sure how I feel being this close.
just bring a bottle of wine, grab some chips, have a seat and watch
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
sorry have been in the lab
ummmm... they don't exactly tangle, the hydrocarbon chains. It's just (oh that could be misinterpreted!!) that between all the Cs and Hs on them, there are very small forces, that add up the longer the chain gets. So the forces between the molecules get bigger, too. And from a certain length, I think it's 6 Cs, the forces are big enough so that the molecules don't just go floating off into space anymore and are liquid instead, and you have to put some energy (heat) in to separate them
teehee...
waiting for the pm, Jon
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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The Woman in a White Coat is coming to take you away!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
87wt2gxq7 ... Birgit... you two have gone wrong. All this chemistry is freaking me out!!
Anyone in to Psychology? or Football? that I can deal with...
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
football's fine, I keep the chemistry with Jon on the pms from now
psychology freaks me out though, I still don't believe that I have a subconscious. I mean. Come on. Can it be worse than all the horrible stuff I'm already conscious of?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Written by: AurinkoWritten by: ArthurBrown
I'd never thought of all the secret platitudes of love (or smut) flying invisibly through the ether in here.
Not sure how I feel being this close.
just bring a bottle of wine, grab some chips, have a seat and watch
*Puts up feet, mixes Margarita, grabs chips*
Psychology maybe, football no. Sorry.
Anyone into Ice cream and spoons?
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
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Psychology.. oooh!
A mind-f**k is still a f**k..
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK
Written by: ArthurBrown
Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.
Oh dear... My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.
Squueee!
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Written by: ArthurBrown
Sorry Neon_Shaolin, but I don't think a mind f**k counts in the International f**k points league.
if you've got a threesome, does that count once or twice then?
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Depending on what difficulty level you're going for, and how well you pull it off, I think you probably get a double score bonus for a threesome.
Of course the scoring system changes all the time, and It's been a while since I competed at international level.
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
(Post 1000
)"difficulty level"? I'm intrigued, tell us more!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
I'll try to stay P.G. 13 with this,
Doesn't everyone watch International F**king on ESPN8? "The Ocho."
Oh well, first you select your routine, choosing the different elements in it for difficulty level or quality of presentation. Bear in mind a bad attempt at a particularly difficult bit (like a "full buckeroo") will score more highly than a well performed basic element (like a one handed whacking bonobo.)
But as long as you cover your compulsarys you should qualify for the next round.
Watch out for those difficult to please Swedish judges though! They're all ex-champions.
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
How will the 'Swimming Pool' scene in 'Showgirls' fare in this points system...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Well depending on the judges.....
Water scene: A possible 9.8 available (depending on execution)
Artistic interpretation: Pretty much standard fare, with a slight multiplier for Mu'ardeeb's facial contortions.
If I were judging I'd give it about 5.8. Nothing really new, all a bit sloppy, and he's hardly the Quzadshaderack.
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
damn! now I know why I'm single, I recognised those Dune references. It's true, I am a geek.
(and it's Maud'dib and Kwisatz Haderach
) Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Thanks for the spelling. (Can you tell I never read the books.)
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
can you tell I read them far too much?!?
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
I'm a geek and I think that's the whole problem. I'm just doing geeky things and when I meet another geek, we're just geeking around. So nothing ever happens. or at least nothing that would lead to a relationship. *sigh*
and that's why I'm in this thread.
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Hahaha, you should sign up to cupid
It's full of geeks looking for relationships (and even fuller of silly personality tests, and slightly full of Edinburgh jugglers due to peer pressure) My friend once called it "Date a Geek International"...
(and no they don't pay me for advertising it
) "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Oh God. I'm a film, comic and sci-fi geek. The last guy I went out with was a fellow geek and initially I thought I found my perfect match but I found myself extremely bored at him spouting geeky trivia I already knew and thinking 'I don't sound like this do I?' The fact that he was a moody sod didn't help either...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
According to this test, I'm a Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Is that supposed to make me feel better?
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Funny, I "apparantly" am 'The Playboy' a Random Gentle Sex Master.
Nice
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I'm a random brutal love mistress I think.
It's alright though, I wouldn't worry about those types too much
Unless you're "the last man on earth", that's a really bad one I'm told. "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK
I'm 'half cocked' - random brutal sex dreamer.
My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.
Squueee!
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
have you all signed up then? I'm trying to make jugglers and spinners take the whole thing over
(and then go for world domination since we own about 1 million geeks who can probably manipulate computers and make propaganda movies and all that)oops, got carried away again
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
signed in - did the test - signed out again (the other people there were just too scary)
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK
I just did the test. I don't think I'm willing to try online dating - I don't usually have trouble meeting nice people in real life.
Now I've said that, I bet I've just jinxed myself and I won't meet anyone nice for yeaaaaars.
My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.
Squueee!
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