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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
A dead orange penguin.

nana

Easy. Next question !

ubblol

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
How about a stuffed orange penguin??

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Now you're just being perverse. ubblol

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Thanks for the compliment

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*sigh*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Why are you sighing?

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: blu_valley


*sigh*



hug

ॐ

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Owned by Lost83spy


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
 Written by: Zenooph


Why are you sighing?



I bet it's either one of two things.

1 - Our rather odd and slightly juvenile conversation about Orange Penguins, the relative body temperatures of them when alive vs dead and the idea of stuffing one. biggrin

Or

2 - She wants me and is frustrated that it isn't fated. ubblol

Seriously, hope it's nuffin bad, forgive my flippancy !

hug

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Hey Brenn... How are things down under...?

hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
"down Under"

wink

Ooops.. i should leave this place... for i am not single... And I don't want to get people's hopes up... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
'Hope'...? umm



Is that Spanish for 'knackers'...?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'm sure you mean "knickers"...?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
We've had 'knackers', then 'knickers', so the next logical step is 'knockers'

wink

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


YakumoSILVER Member
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I brought up the 'don't think about an orange penguin' thing at the burnt toast party smile

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
How the hell did that come up in the conversation...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
And there was me thinking the burnt toast parties were all about drunken debauchery and making fun of Strugz... Didn't realize it was THAT type of party... wink

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
 Written by: Yakumo


I brought up the 'don't think about an orange penguin' thing at the burnt toast party smile



Woohoo! A fellow devotee of the Church of the Orange Penguin!!!!

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Blasphemy!

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true religion. Convert! I too was once heathen, before I was Touched by His Noodly Appendage

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
I forsee a new Crusade beginning ... or at least an Inquisition.....

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
The eating-choccie-off-other-people church I joined is true, too. AND non-exclusive, so they accept pastafaris.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


The eating-choccie-off-other-people church I joined is true, too. AND non-exclusive, so they accept pastafaris.



Sounds like my kinda faith !

AMMMMMMEN ! biggrin

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm converted! biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Nononononono! Not that easy. Converting involves eating chocolate off, or having chocolate eaten off you by, an existing member who finds you attractive or who you find attractive. But everyone you've ever eaten chocolate off, or who has ever eaten chocolate off you, is automatically converted in retrospect.

I myself had a double-initiation by the church's founder, the Mighty Alan, and another new member smile I'll happily convert you though, apparently good converters can become saints.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Hey Brenn... How are things down under...?

hug



Things are okay smile I'm going to a 21st birthday party tonight where the dress-up theme is "B-Grade Horror movie" ubblol

Since I left this to the last minute i'm going as the modern-day vampire biggrin fangs and all!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ooooooh post a picture? Please?? (in case anyone's wondering why I'm up at this obscene hour on a Saturday, I'm trying to get T in the Park tickets and then I'm off to work, 13th day in a row. Ewwwwwww.)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


tiger_chicmember
101 posts
Location: Feilding, Manawatu,New Zealand


Posted:
i am now single due to a MAJOR spaz up with my now ex boyfriend and i now wish to remain single for a while frown

..."LOOK at me, HERE I am, lllllooove me"... Luigi "Cars: The Movie."


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by:

I myself had a double-initiation by the church's founder, the Mighty Alan, and another new member I'll happily convert you though, apparently good converters can become saints.





I can help you become a saint!! smile
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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=


I can help you become a saint!! smile



Yay! And I think you've just helped me create the best chat-up line in the world: "Excuse me, would you help me become a saint?" smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
one good thing about being single..

that feeling you get when you meet someone new that seems to be rather interesting..

this could be fun.. wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Ooooo ... yeah, tis good. Who you perving on ?

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


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