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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Wonders where the plug was, finds out wink pluds it back in, opens up mouth and fills up on cream soda, ubbrollsmile *

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
*wipes pie out of eyes*..

well i thought I'd celebrate renewed singleness by getting covered in sticky food!

*squirts 87wt2gxq7 with cream soda*

Got ya!

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
A well informed source tells me that 86wt2gxq7 has been waiting for that moment for a few days now... tongue

*gets out the choccie-covered-coffee-beans-rifle and starts conquering the vanilla slice fortress*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Brings in Dawn French chained by the neck like a Cave Troll to break through the Chocolate-Orange defense system*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
did anyone see the Simpsons episode with the killer eclaire? When Homer was a restaurant critic and they tried killing him with the super-calorie-thing? Yes?

Well, I'm throwing that right...

...


...




now!

*ducks*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*skips in with a basket of cherries and starts throwing them around as she goes*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
*deftly knocks off brenn's helmet after hiding in the sprinkle covered chocolate mound in the middle and runs off with it, saving the vannila-ey goodness for later*

* stands in the line of fire of the skittles with mouth open*

*chokes on a skittle as it hits the back of the throat*

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*pokes burningoftheclavey in the foot with a giant candy cane and runs away with his half-eaten vanilla-slice helmet* biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
*runs around with mouth open under the fire of skittles*

woohoo! skittles!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
heeey! i wanna taste the rainbow! damn you Brenn for making me lose the line of fire! gimme your helmet back!

*runs after Brenn lobbing hunks of chocolate mousse at him*

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*time out*

So there's this guy I quite like. I can't believe I'm discussing romantic poetry with him. That's so not me.

I might as well throw myself in front of the skittles gun now than witness my slow and tragic descent into soppiness.

*end time out*

*starts painting cute little vanilla sauce flowers into the choccie mousse. with skittles petals.*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*deflects said mousse with his pound cake buckler*

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
*comes running out of the darkness with a bazooka filled with instant pudding bombs*

Eat this!

(haha!... eat this..... classic!)

ubblol

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

This thread should be renamed "War of The Endless Pudding"

*checks watch and looks up, muttering "not long now..." in a mysterious fashion*

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
You mean like this one?
https://www.poemtree.com/poems/Futility.htm

POW, eh? Am I going to be tied up and blindfolded and gagged? Please?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Oh, I wouldn't want to be worried about smile Maybe tie my wrists with a big jelly snake and that will be enough... bounce

onomatowhat? Wiki's my friend!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
What's all that ahem-ing about? I like jelly snakes! Nothing wrong with that, is there tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I"m ajellysnake!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
as of last weds now on the singles list
ack no bounce
he called today, and other ex too argh argh argh

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
welcome back I guess wink hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
repeating my previous redundantness
ARGH

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*Stops in mid-pack*

*Starts unpacking again*

Looks like I'm stuck here for a little bit longer. ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
poor thing

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Was spinning at this dance event as part of the 'Circus Troupe'. Fellow spinner, quite cute, especially when he changed into a stripey vest, I took the p*ss and said it made him look gay, to which he replied 'Well I am a little bit'. Spent the rest of the night exchanging flirtatious looks. The next day I texted him asking how curious he was, me being an 'interested party'. He said he was flattered but was seeing a girl...

frown

Oh well, back to the food fight! *pathetically throws a lump of chocolate custard in the general direction of no one in particular...*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
*after biding time for 14 posts..... flips back secret panel, pushes red button contained within, activating orbital satellite, which fires a giant stream of skittles all over thread*



Myahahahahaha! Taste the Rainbow! Muhahahahaha



*temporarily regains sanity*



Ahem. Please continue. ubbloco

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Looks up to the sky, opens mouth, chokes, dies with peaceful resignation*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
And I’m back again.
Single for 2 months now and this is the 3rd time ive come back to this post.

Why do people change so much when they get their feet under the table?

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Seeing someone you're fond of wrapped up in the arms of someone else is not a good way to end an already good day frown

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
right...so i made a twat of myself again at the weekend....i really should stop drinking with people i fancy. i told a really good friend that i like her, having promised myself that i wouldnt say anything months before for fear of ruining the friendship we have already. we are already like a couple, just without the kissing and sex. but now she hasn't spoken to me since friday night. i'm such a dickhead when i'm drunk. being single sucks ass!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Oi, Jon! Can't believe you wrote this after all my invaluable advice tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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