How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb??

He read this to me and I nearly fell off the chair laughing!
Then just thinking about the fact that our fearless leader Malcolm is an electrician made me laugh harder! lol

Oh have I a story about changing a lightbulb...this one time at band camp...

What about the one guy who doesn't even change lightbulbs starting a sarcastic thread on a lightbulb changing website.

Don't you then need someone else to take it back to the shop when you've bought the wrong type of bulb!!

or is it just me who does that?

And the other random person coming in and answering with...

PONG

I'm starting to think like C@ntus... uh oh... time to change my medication levels again.

Yes, I used to be an electrician.

One day I had to change a light bulb (I like bulbs cause they grow in the ground)
The bulb was for a car park light and it was very expensive at about US$80. I purchased the bulb from the wholesaler and got my cherry picker to drive/lift up to the bulb holder and then as I was licking my ice-cream and waving at some friends, I dropped the bulb all the way to the ground and it smashed into hundreds of pieces. I then finished my ice-cream and put all the glass pieces in a bag and took it back to the wholesalers and said it was faulty, they said it looked faulty too but still gave me a new replacement one free of charge

that's a cool story. I know it is made up coz I've met your cherry picker, and while she is very cute, she certainly isn't all that tall...