The unofficial "I signed on under someone else's screen name" thread...

/makes lame penis joke...

*forgets to laugh*

I just had a lovely toasted sandwich (however did he know that bacon, lettuce, mushroom and ketchup was my favourite filling) and a big mug of tea. UCOF is the best host in the world.

The NIPP will have to go a long way to beat breakfast in bed every morning methinks...

*thanks god this thread wasnt around when Bovril was staying at our place**

It was started in September last year. That was before you had him surely?

I was going to say that...

oh, that reminds me of a joke...

Me too...

but we are probably thinking of different jokes.

Oh...and Durbs.. remember... Im the Scatman...not you.

Is it the one about the cows?

No.

Yes.

Maybe.

UCoF I looked up scat on dictionary.com. Which definition did you mean in "Scatman"? I'm guessing its not the second one.

Correct.

and thats something new I learnt today.

Thanksmuchlyverrily.

that's interesting. When i referred to jon as scat-covered in my intro a few weeks ago I was making reference to the weird sexual practice (which I'm reliably informed started in London) where couples get sexual pleasure from defacating on one another.

Much akin to "watersports" only harder to clean up methinks.

Little did i know that the word has it's origins in animal faeces....

This thread has taken a very bizarre twist.

oops..... sorry about that C@ntus.. I'll try to keep on topic in the future. I can't promise anything but I'll give it a go....how hard can it be for a woman that doesn't think in straight lines?........ hmmm...... probably very hard.

Oh i wasn't complaining. Just pointing it out. Feel free to drag topics way off if you feel like it. I used to do it all the time. The mods really love it

especially Pele and Charkles

The only way you can really keep this thread on topic is to sign in on someone elses screen name.

Which is really tricky in my experience.

Happens a lot in Elasta's intro though i notice.

Or when other HOPpers stay round your house...

Or when you (no, not you specifically C@ntus) stay round someone elses house, but that has happened.

Which helpfully brings us back on topic.

Not exactly under someone else's screen name but i'd like to point out that i'm am part evil....

part wire haired terrier.

I am called Moira and i smell funny
I talk too much too.

(he he he...her own fault for forgetting to sign out of my comp )