The Lesson of the Cows. (For Glass)

I'm only posting this because it will make Glass happy and he's been so hospitable to me, in fact, I'm currently in his living room typing this as he's asleep... But it does have a really good lesson. I originally heard it in the old skool gangsta movie 'Colors' and it's better told than read (sorry for the language but it doesn't work without it). Here goes:

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There are two Bulls, a small bull and a big bull, standing on top of a large hilltop looking down at a field of cows.

The smaller bull looks up at the bigger bull and says "Hey... Let's run down the hill and f*ck one of those cows!"

The big bull looks down and calmly says "Naaa, let's WALK down the hill and f*ck ALL the cows."

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NYC, i dunno how to say this mate but.. i have never really asked any faavours of you before, and i was wondering if you could please wet-willie glass whilst he's in a vulnerable sleepy state. I'm sure there'll never be a better chance.
I like the internet
:mua ha ha ha ha:

I don't know whether to be offended or laugh...I think i will get in trouble no matter what I do...

Oh well, if i'm going to get in trouble, lets make it worthwhile...

NYC, before you wet Glass, could you draw his name backwards on his forehead with a permanent marker (so he can see it in the mirror).

pssst, NYC, honey, can you just paint his eyebrows with green and pink food colouring for me too? is that cool? ta!

xoxoxoxxo

Glass, hehe we love you!

and if you invite mech over, he'd give glass a double wet willie AND a wedgie.

put his hand in water HEHEHEHEHEHE!

or put a rizzla on his lips and light it!

screw y'all
I thought you were my firends

and what is a wet willie?

Confused in london

its morning here now, I'm up and working
NYC still asleep, what is it you would like me to do to him?
(nyc is the EJC little bull, he runs down the hill to hug one of the cows, watch me mosie along behind and hug all of the cows. )

word

A wet willie is a very damp orca!

oh dear... it seems that the tables be turned.
only one thing to do now... BAIL!
:exits with great haste, thus avoiding all responsibility:

A wet willie, for you foreigners out there , is when you lick your finger and then wiggle it around in someone's ear.

Ahhhhh, the thoughts that came into my head when i thought (edited to say NYC) was gonna make Drews' willie wet....

now, now behave!


if you wanna be mean let him sleep and then shout FIRE FIRE FIRE in his ear and shake his while use something to make a burning smell, and watch him pee himself!

<-- Killjoy.

Um... any way we could delete my name off the thread? My kids will be back in September and will be surfing the net soon enough... thanks!

besides yelling fire would just get him excited and he'd jump up to see who was spinning!

Wait... what? Why bump up a year old post? And such a random one at that?

And for the record, this year at EJC... I took it easy and wasn't as much of a spaz as I've been in years past.

Won't comment on any other aspect of the experience out of respect for those involved. Except to say that there were no cows involved. Since we camped next to HORSES.

How funny of you to bump this up my strange fairy friend....

Please explain.

not even silent cows NYC?

:moo:

i like cows, theyre cool , i got chrged at by abull once, i can assure you , he RAN down the hill lol

I thought it was bumped so I could edit NYC's name out of the thread (which I've just done, 1 year late)

I was looking for something and I thought it was so very funny I felled off my fairy chair.

Bumping is good.

yay for the bumper!