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#54832 - 29/11/07 01:29 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! **** [Re: TinyPixie]
BurdaA Offline
Sacrebleu

Registered: 20/07/07
Loc: At the quiet limit
 Written by: TinyPixie


yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?


Good with me except when there's an eclipse, then he's mine

 Written by: Wooktastic


What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.


I'm afraid all I have is a rhubarb and apple crumble... There's custard too!! Sensational.. care for some?
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented. - part owner of Wooktastic™ ©

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#54833 - 29/11/07 11:06 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: BurdaA]
Wooktastic Offline
the kicker of elves

Registered: 10/01/07
Loc: Dublin
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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#54834 - 30/11/07 04:33 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Wooktastic]
hamamelis Offline
nut.

Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
Hm.. Ninja farms not good enough eh?
Well sorrY Mr. Picky, how much do you think I can fit in my backpack?

I have only one further thing to add:

a solim promis to cleen yuo out everryday and maek sure you allways got a bowel of cleen warter and I'll taek you worlks to the parck everry singul day and twis on sunndays. Browneys Onor.
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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#54835 - 01/12/07 04:45 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: hamamelis]
Fire_Moose Offline
Elusive and Bearded

Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
mmmmmm alcohol
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O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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#54836 - 04/12/07 09:42 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Wooktastic]
TinyPixie Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 19/04/06
Loc: in the clouds...
 Written by: Wooktastic


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.



Oooh! I actually made apple crumble last night, with custard mmmmm! Damn I'm hungry Who's for crumble? *gets serving spoon ready*

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#54837 - 04/12/07 11:05 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: TinyPixie]
Point_Blank Offline
Sneaking

Registered: 09/02/05
Loc: Free falling through time
Well on account of the obviously deliberate bad spelling I'm going to have to pass on your offer Hazel (it's one of my major pet peeves) but still no one has won, remember folks, HoP calender entry (shameless self promotion)
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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#54838 - 04/12/07 11:08 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: TinyPixie]
BurdaA Offline
Sacrebleu

Registered: 20/07/07
Loc: At the quiet limit
*appears in a flash, bib at the ready, lucky spoon in hand poised for crumbledom*



Now we wait..
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented. - part owner of Wooktastic™ ©

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#54839 - 04/12/07 12:03 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: BurdaA]
hamamelis Offline
nut.

Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
Fine.. You're going to be that fussy I don't want you anyway.

Huh.

*sulks*
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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#54840 - 04/12/07 01:01 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Old-User--25357]
TinyPixie Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 19/04/06
Loc: in the clouds...
*serves crumble to all,.. with custard!*

Don't sulk my dear, have a dictionary and a

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#54841 - 04/12/07 01:15 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: TinyPixie]
BurdaA Offline
Sacrebleu

Registered: 20/07/07
Loc: At the quiet limit
...*Raises hastily emptied bowl and looks hungrily up at TinyPixie with wide gleaming eyes*

More please


Cream tea anyone?
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented. - part owner of Wooktastic™ ©

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#54842 - 04/12/07 01:36 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: BurdaA]
hamamelis Offline
nut.

Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
'nkyou.. Not had apple crumble in ages..

mmmm.. I think I may have to go make some myself now.. rhubarb and strawberry..
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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#54843 - 04/12/07 05:06 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Mynci]
Fire_Moose Offline
Elusive and Bearded

Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 blind mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear
A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick
a universal bird adapter
a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries

*starts rambling really fast like an auctioneer*
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O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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#54844 - 04/12/07 11:16 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fire_Moose]
Point_Blank Offline
Sneaking

Registered: 09/02/05
Loc: Free falling through time
I suppose I should put an end on my auction too, how's about 12:30 pm (NZ time) on thursday 6th of Dec.

So far, CQ is still in the lead
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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#54845 - 04/12/07 11:43 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fire_Moose]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
 Written by: Poje


Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:




december 5th is my birthday
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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#54846 - 05/12/07 03:38 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Mynci]
Fire_Moose Offline
Elusive and Bearded

Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
Wow, and what a birthday it will be if you win me

i still got another 25 days til my birthday, it sucks having your birthday at the very end of the year.
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O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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#54847 - 07/12/07 02:31 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fire_Moose]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
yippee! dude I know how yu feel, my friend matt has his on new years eve

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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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#54848 - 07/12/07 03:31 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Mynci]
Fire_Moose Offline
Elusive and Bearded

Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
Ya, it sucks BUT happy (late) birthday!!!! You get me!!!!
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O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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#54849 - 07/12/07 11:58 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fire_Moose]
Point_Blank Offline
Sneaking

Registered: 09/02/05
Loc: Free falling through time
Congrats to Clarence_Quack, my new owner , wooo, I now get to add 'owned by' in my sig
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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#871176 - 23/09/08 08:04 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Point_Blank]
MikefromGlos Offline
Hitman

Registered: 10/07/06
Loc: Gloucester England
I am still a free man he he he wink
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he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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#926275 - 08/12/10 01:22 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: MikefromGlos]
clarence_quack Offline
QuackerJack

Registered: 23/02/05
Loc: over your left shoulder
*hipthrust*

I was reminded of this thread today and it made me giggle.
SO- Which of you lovely male HoPpers would like to be auctioned off today?!
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Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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#926280 - 08/12/10 08:59 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: clarence_quack]
meshunderlay Offline
Juggler/Spinner

Registered: 15/09/08
Loc: Hicksville, New York, USA
Wow, I didn't even know there WAS an official male HoP auction, or... maybe I did, but I forgot.

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#926281 - 08/12/10 09:03 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: meshunderlay]
SpinnerofDetroit Offline
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want

Registered: 25/10/09
Loc: Trenton, MI, USA
This thread is amazing


Edited by SpinnerofDetroit (08/12/10 09:04 AM)
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The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin

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#926285 - 08/12/10 09:44 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: SpinnerofDetroit]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
Epic bump is epic.
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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#926289 - 08/12/10 05:17 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
Since it's been a while, are all contracts up for renewal? If so, I bid beer for FRD.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#926294 - 08/12/10 07:44 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
meshunderlay Offline
Juggler/Spinner

Registered: 15/09/08
Loc: Hicksville, New York, USA
Is the auction only open to female bidders? =P

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#926310 - 09/12/10 03:47 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: meshunderlay]
clarence_quack Offline
QuackerJack

Registered: 23/02/05
Loc: over your left shoulder
I'm pretty sure its open to everyone.
There should be a female auction floating around somewhere for all the lovely ladies too!
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Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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#926346 - 10/12/10 01:52 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: clarence_quack]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
hey Rouge you can't call contracts up for renewal! between Me And Blu_Valley we own loads of hoppers (well we did but many alas no longere seem to be with us frown )


Edited by Mynci (10/12/10 01:52 AM)
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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#926377 - 11/12/10 01:28 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Mynci]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
Anyone remember who I own? Anyone remember if it was them? lol
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#926381 - 11/12/10 01:39 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
Just read the thread. tongue
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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#926385 - 11/12/10 01:47 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
I'm not at uni anymore; I don't have assignments to avoid tongue
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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