The official "i'm not drunk thread"

I'm not drunk, the room is. I've never seen a floor that kept falling up so much!

*Contineus to love khukri rhum*

*And hopes that nobody reads his vhmet post*

I haven't posted in this thread for over 2 months!

What's happening to me!?

Sobriety will ruin my hard-earned reputation*


*just cos it was hard earned doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every moment of it.

Im not drunk, my boss paid for the 5 beers and 2 tequilas i had so i didnt spend my money on it so im not drunk cause at the moment that kind of logic works in my mind although im pretty sure im just talking out of my ass but its ok cause im animating a sh*t daemon at work so im really in the zone for that sort of thing apart from the fact im scanning the net for things to do other than work but its ok cause my boss had that much to drink too so all i have to do is waste a little more time and we'll all play team fortress 2.

that and im very attracted to awaken but shhh!!!

wheeee im engaged to my mates flatmate who is also a irl who i met for 15mins before i profosed cos we share a shatred of men

i've been drinkimggg cider in your pub Bar Rouge in halifax will get photo and post it maybe thers no dragons on the sign though ' i did see some inside vthough (i've had far to much)hooray for magners irish cider

just scrolled down page from top feel quite sick

it seems nobodyelse gets drunk around here , once again i have consumed far to much alchohol (kopperberg pear cider )mmmmmmmmmmmmm . but now i feel quite down coz i just want to be with the girl i love

noone else gets drunk? bod! i own this thread!

and omg guitar hero is awesome! and i now totally have Paint it Black by the Rollin Stones stuck in my head!!!

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.....

I'm sober. I wont be this time next week!

Vodka?

You only own this thread because I pass put before I get the chance to post, I've been trying for years, I just keep falling asleep on the keyboasghnnnnhhh, shhh, nghhhhh, huh, wha... oh, right, keep falling asleep on the keyboard

back again . St.Helier pear cider is my weapon of choice this time . its great 500 ml bottles at 5% . I've had 4 and am now drinkimg my 5th as i typoe this . Aparently cider makers used to grow pears in a partb of their orchard to make pear cider for themselves , they considered it to be better than apple cider , i must agree . HOrah for St. Helier , whoever you maybe

I recommend everyone tries this

http://www.rupissed.com/

My dada brought FOURTY EIGHT cans of coke at the same time I brought 700ml of Black Label - whoo!

Well I'm drunk and have been fairly constantly for the last 2 weeks, since I was laid off.

As I clearly can't be arsed to look for an 'official "I am drunk thread"', I wonder if someone could point me in the right direction.

Or failing that, does anyone want a drink?

two pints of water = cure for hangover...

I totally belong in this thread right now....ugh! Big night out with the girls!

you know, there's nowt so good as a free bar at a works do... Bulmers and brandy FTW!

I'm also unable to form a cogent sentance and also ther is supernoodles downstairs... mmm...

I was drunk last night, but I'm not anymore.

Want!

haha, you know you could make your own...

Yeah a trash can full of ice seems to do the trick