The official "i'm not drunk thread"

i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

im not drunk -

i was drunk about 5 hours ago (gotta love the beer pong) but now i'm not I wish i was about 7 this morning though i had to walk home from my gf's and it was 18 below 0 Farenheit and that was without the windchill brrrrrrrr

I haven't been drunk in years. Ok...weeks? Ok. a week. I got a little tipsy (counts as drunk) my last night on vacation. Other than that, not in years.

I hate alkeyhol as a drug. I like wine, though.

and now is my official sorry for being a moron yesterday post....ah....yeah....sorry.

I'm drunk right now............... hhhhhhmmmmmmmm seems as though I've misplaced my pants...

hehe! i'm in Kent and I am drunk right now too! had an exciting weekend meeting loads of people and spinning drunken poi (oops not very safety conscious of me!!!!)... Mostly just want to dance across this thread with my avatar (finally!)which pounce helped me upload. yay!

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation...

i am at work.
am not drunk.
this may yet change

i haven't drunk for about 2 years.

Not teetotal, just don'l like the taste.

I can't get drunk....
....rare gentic condition...

I'm not drunk now....
Last time I was drunk was the night I span fire for the first time... safety conscious me hey!?! Nah I was sober, got a little tipsy afterward...

DEEP? are u imine to drugs?
btw i was drunk on friday

i'm not drunk.

i got plans tho.

( )

Well, I got a little tipsy and buzzed on ney years... and then played DDr, lovely idea >.<'

But I've never been drunk... But my bro went out partying, and got home at four, pi$$loaded,

~ Bobo

i dont like drunk too much because i often end up in a set of arms i wouldn't have relinquished to had i been sober,
but i like drunk because i get jiggy when i'm drunk, and drunk people do dirty things

or i get drunk and throw up, and at those times, i wish i had never drank so much as a drink to get drunk

I not drunk,

Im obliterated, stottin, 3 sheets to the wind, pissed. Im fecin blootered im tellin ya! argh gettouta my face ya booring (censored by Josh) ( <---dont you think that word should be cencored too?)

(just was - ed. by Josh )

T

I'm not drunk, but I'm willing to learn...

What if dinosaurs are aliens from a planet made out of marijuana?

If I was an indian I would be pocahontus the 66thX10 to the exponent of 99.

I am really drunk-plastuered-mastered-fastered-bastard-mustard-postcard-mostcard-bustard-clustered-custard-flustered-fruit mustard-frozen custard-I-remember-how-to-end-the-worlds-biggest-compound-word.

I drove my chevy to the brewery but the brewery was dry and the good old alqaida guys were guys and day i dies rhymes with eyes and flys and mys dies whys sighs cries.

Theres a light a certain kind of light that causes skin cancer and never shined on me I want my life to be to with live you theres a way everybody say cancer cell do everything little thing aids.

well then that would expain why there where (herb)avors, Btw, i'm a bit piised at the moment so