The official "i'm not drunk thread"

I was drunk. Liquorice vodka.

Never heard of it... sambuca tastes like licorice though. Mmmm good stuff.

Sambuca’s nice. I do like liquors

i do like sambuca also

Graaaargh, two nights in a row. How disgraceful...

Damn scotch and people having birthdays and stuff...

Vodka can be ironically subtle when mixed with soft drink. Yya!

Cocktails and Minesweeper are rarely a good mix.

Am I trolling now?

Depends how real the minefield is....

Drinky drinky driiiinky....

Going to a soiree that I wasn't invited to just to prove a point... Bloody ex girlfriend trying to push me out of my own group of friends.

I'm NOT drunk!! Cos it's 02:15am and I'm at work!!!

You are so in the wrong thread, Hails.

Daaamn, I've posted in here too much...

That soiree turned out to be fun... well no it didnt, but I went somewhere else afterward and that was a romp!

MNS: You seem to be becoming a regular here.

I was sober for nearly 6 months. Hard to believe I know!

Well, alcohol sober. Was drunk on kava almost weekly though...

I can still type! I mustn't be drinking fast enough. What's kava?

Tempted to see if any one want to get drunk tonight.

Kava I think it’s a plant. Used in herbal remedy’s.
Tend to use st Johns wart, lavender things like that.

I got drunk last night, but forgot to post on here. I don't think I'll be drinking for a while again - not because of how much I had though!

Kava is the result of grinding the roots of a variety of pepper. Common on pacific islands although Ni-Vanuatu kava is reported to be the strongest.

It looks foul. Tasted foul. But renders you unable to stand up for a good while. Narcotics do that.

*posts yet again*

I'm not drunk, it just took me four attempts to spell 'drunk' in order to find this thread. Fortunatly I'm still anal about spelling regardless.

You rock my socks!

I'm supposed to be hydrating for my race tomorrow. Instead I've been hitting the beer