Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Where ever it wants. It is a cat after all.

How many fingers am I not holding up

11 coz you're not holding up any of your fingers and you got an extra one from birth!



Are you even aware about what I think you're thinking?

I'm aware about what you think I'm thinking, but since I'm not aware about what I think I'm thinking I could not either confirm nor deny your query.

If Seaspray was using any one of her 11 fingers to not lift any other other finger (as in one would pick up a pencil, includes animal fingers but not simply jointed appendages overall.) then does that mean she's not holding up all the fingers on the face of the planet?

There's only really one answer to that question... flibble!

If life really is a box of chocolates, how come we're not all living in little plastic craters?

Because the box was involved in a bicycle accident and we've ended up lodged in a lorry.

Whats Totoro smiling about?

Because he/she/it saw Godzilla making out with King Kong in downtown Tokyo and is looking to make a shedload of money out of the media story?

Will Dallas ever make it back to our TV screens and if it does, will there still be the 1980's huge shoulder thing going on?

It will but it will turn out to be just a dream.

How come everyone assumes I'm female on forums? Is it the extra fingers?

It could be the fingers! Or it could just be the internet being a pants way to discern gender through small amounts of text!!

Is this the way to Amarillo?

I dunno but I'm hugging my pillow all the same.

Would you walk 500 miles to walk 500 more?

That depends who I'm doing the walking for!

Are glow worms really as happy as the song implies?

I tend to worry more about their radioactivity...

How high is the sky?

depends how much weed it just had

Can bear1970 distinguish between a glowworm and a wormglow?

Only with the aid of a guide or an encycolpedia!!

How far is too far?

Over the line.

If everything instantly doubled in size, would anyone notice?

Nobody noticed last time i did that.

Sorry for the gender mismatch, Seaspray, I made an assumption based on the female avatar. (or at least it looks female)

Why is it that 'doing the right thing' usually leads me down the wrong path?

Because more often than not "the right thing" at the time isn't really the right thing for us!!

Will I ever get the hang of a 3 beat weave? lol

Not until you concuss yourself a few more times.

No problem. Given that I'm probably one of very few who'd recognise that avvie now I can see where the confusion came from

Why is it when cloudwatching, at least one is always a rabbit?

Because God is a bunny and he's always watching you?? Maybe!!

Is it really such a long way to Tipperary?

depends if you live there or not I guess

Do you hear the voices too?

Yah, if you'll just walk.


Is there something stuck on my teeth?