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#317185 - 11/04/04 04:59 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer *** [Re: Twisthem488]
Beth Offline
Miss Whippy

Registered: 03/06/03
Loc: Cornwall & Oxford
To be!

How many chickens are there in England?


Edited by Beth (11/04/04 05:00 AM)
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#317186 - 11/04/04 05:01 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Beth]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
um, lots!

Where is the holy grail?
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#317187 - 11/04/04 05:42 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
duballstar Offline
slack rating - 9.5

Registered: 03/09/03
Loc: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay
in some lucky kid's easter egg!

how long is a jiffy?
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#317188 - 11/04/04 05:45 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: duballstar]
OrangeBobo Offline
wonders where the sidewalk ends...

Registered: 21/11/03
Loc: Guelph, ON, Canada
As long as it takes to pop

Why can't I think of a stupid question??

~ Bobo
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#317189 - 11/04/04 05:52 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: OrangeBobo]
Kit Offline
veteran

Registered: 22/01/04
Loc: middle of Troon
because your such a sensible person, na, wait... thats not right....
ah stupid anqswer IT WORKS!

How did Tigger learn he could bounce?
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#317190 - 11/04/04 05:52 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: OrangeBobo]
the screeming flaming dude Offline
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?

Registered: 10/04/04
Loc: inside your head
because your stupid. but if ur stupid you would be able to think of a question, so u must be smart.

why does time go sooooooo slooooow when i m at work?
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#317191 - 11/04/04 06:00 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: the screeming flaming dude]
OrangeBobo Offline
wonders where the sidewalk ends...

Registered: 21/11/03
Loc: Guelph, ON, Canada
because it's a waste of time??

Why would you put mousse in your hair? when chocolate, it's all yummi and stuff...

~ Bobo
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#317192 - 11/04/04 06:24 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: OrangeBobo]
oli Offline
not with cactus

Registered: 24/07/03
Loc: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
because youre hair has chocolate deficency and will grow legs otherwise

why dose the sun come up?
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#317193 - 11/04/04 06:42 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: oli]
Beth Offline
Miss Whippy

Registered: 03/06/03
Loc: Cornwall & Oxford
So it can go down again.

Who decided brushes were daft?
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#317194 - 11/04/04 07:02 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Beth]
polythene Offline
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Registered: 15/05/03
Loc: London/ Surrey
me!

Why are cheesy zombie movies so great?
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#317195 - 11/04/04 07:16 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: polythene]
trixy Offline
member

Registered: 31/08/03
Loc: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upo...
because they contain no artificial colourings.

why are there no vegan simpson easter eggs this year?

luv trixy
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#317196 - 11/04/04 09:04 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: trixy]
_VT_ Offline
Promotionaly Challenged

Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
Because i broke them all trying to spin them.


why do they call it "takeing a dump" if your not takeing it anywhere?
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#317197 - 11/04/04 11:01 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: _VT_]
Rozi Offline
100 characters max...

Registered: 11/01/02
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Because "giving a dump" creates some really nasty visual images.

Why is it the "birds and the bees", not the "frogs and the caterpillars"?
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What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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#317198 - 11/04/04 12:43 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rozi]
Twisthem488 Offline
member

Registered: 27/01/04
Loc: USA
because the pollination effect of birds extracting the pollen from the flower and placing it...

stupid anser, right... cause cross species dont mate

where is ullysess s grant buried
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#317199 - 11/04/04 01:54 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Twisthem488]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
in the flower pot beside northhanger abbey

why werent bill and ben the flower pot men ever attactked by weeds?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#317200 - 11/04/04 02:16 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rouge Dragon]
OrangeBobo Offline
wonders where the sidewalk ends...

Registered: 21/11/03
Loc: Guelph, ON, Canada
because the potted plants and that geve the weeds more room to grow, so they were nice to them.

where do we go from here?

~ bobo
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#317201 - 11/04/04 02:25 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: OrangeBobo]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
down to the shop to by a caremello koala

why is that smiley looking at me strangey?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#317202 - 11/04/04 02:48 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rouge Dragon]
_VT_ Offline
Promotionaly Challenged

Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
Because it want's to have your children!

Why can't we just take all the realy annoying people and put them on there own little island?
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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#317203 - 11/04/04 03:12 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: _VT_]
Vague_Rant Offline
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Registered: 10/03/04
Loc: Nova Scotia at the moment
We already did. That island is called Earth.

In Tarzan movies, why doesn't he have a beard and dreadlocks?

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#317204 - 11/04/04 04:01 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Vague_Rant]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
because he shaves and washes...duh!

what does jane see in him?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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