Corrupt a Wish

You don't have to come in to work tomorrow! ...Because work comes to you! (it's ok, they bring the coffee pot...)

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that fit!

You do find a pair of jeans that fit, they're a size 25!

I wish that I could go back in time and change all the mistakes I've ever made.

If only i new what boneitis is ill guess its big dones sticking out to skinny

You go back in time to mend your mistakes and as your there you make so many mistake as you never learn the first time that you get traped in the past no return and you have to live through all your old mistakes all over again
I wish the rain to stop

Rain stops, Blizzard Starts

I wish for some passionfruit cheesecake

Haha right on esmok, I was hoping someone would get it.

*hands DF a PassionCheese Fruit cake*

I wish i may.

You may but you'll regret the consequences

I wish I might

You might...and you do! But you fail

I wish I could

You could but you don't coz you chicken out.

I wish for something interesting to happen right now.

The most interesting thing EVER happens, but you missed it

I wish for a remote control squirrel

you get your universal re-squirrel-bot but it starts to run amuck and steals all yer nuts.


I wish Burda could get his nuts back

He does. Sauteed and and in a bernaise sauce.

I wish the Pope wasn't in New York City this weekend.

The pope is now at the vatican city declaring that nuttella was created by the devil on international television and he is calling for a boycot.

I wish that paganism was still the religion of choce for most people.

It is, however those pesky leftover Christian Missionaries double their efforts.

I wish Saturday would never end.

You never have to give up your saturdays ever again. However since you don't work on saturdays you don't get paid ever again and you end up on the streets.

I wish for the next three and a half months to pass very quickly.

They do pass quickly, because you're in a coma.

I wish I could wish two wishes at once.

You have two wishes at once but they cancel each other out and you end up with nothing but a lifetime of regrets for your ambivalence.

I wish the house next door was affordable.

It is affordable but your still broke so whats the difference.

I wish paperwork and red tape didn't take so long.

The house next door becomes affordable but a really mean and smelly person beats you to it .

I wish I didn't feel so run down and sniffly!

You feel run over and in pain.

I wish form it to be halloween

It is Halloween and all laws are inverted so I am able to go back and insert a wish where I should have three posts ago, thereby derailing the course of this thread into infinity which turns around in a perfect space time loop and bites itself on the bum.

I wish Brenn was bouncing healthy

Granted. Brenn is healed but trapped on a pogo stick.

I wish for a cantalope.

you get one but it pushes you off a bridge.

i wish superman would hurry up and teach me superpowers.

he teaches you but as yer flying you forget that you are supposed to MISS the ground and end up hitting it....ouch


I wish i had a fish tank

You have a fish tank and it's a big one. And your standing at the bottom of it wearing concrete shoes as it slowly fills with water.

I wish I could do that card trick that fella showed me abot 3 years ago.

you do the trick but unexpectedly charge the cards with kinetic energy. As you are looking at this deck of cards, with a strange glow, wondering what is going on, they explode blinding you for the 5 minutes before you die.



I wish Dark could heal like Wolverine.

I heal like wolverine but I still keep my gambit powers and coz you made the cards blow up in my hand (which hurt like hell thankyou very much), I'm gonna hunt you down and stick some charged cards down yer pants.

Forgive me, thats the wolverine in me talkin'.

I wish to be able to speak all languages and decipher any code.

You can, and simultaneously explode with information overload and implode with revulsion at the cr*p most people are talking.
I wish I was in bed asleep.

you crawl into your bed and shortly after Brian's cousin Hank crawls in nex tto you.....




I wish i had some bubble wrap to pop