Corrupt a Wish

You're going to be on call on your birthday.

I wish for a magic carpet

It's magic, all right. It's also man-eating.

I wish I wasn't so fat right now.

Your really skinny! Unfortunately fat people have enslaved all the skinny people.

I wish i had some ice cream.

you get ice cream, so much of it when you eat it you put on 12 stone and start to enslave skinny people, but then the skinny people revolt and userp the fat people and you end out enslaved.

i wish my biology coursework was magically finished and i got a grade A for it

You did.

And failed math.

I wish there was world peace.

the world is peaceful, but only for the robots.

i wish i could bloody sleep!!

your attacked by an axe weilding psyco. Due to massive blood loss you feel very tired and fall asleep in a pool of your own blood. Shame that you probably won't wake up from this sleep.


I wish for feeb to wake up.

feeb wakes up and finds out that all you alians here have taken over her brain to


I wish you would give feeb her brain back and mine

Feeb gets both brains and her skull explodes with the pressure after a brief and unpleasant period of split personality ans some very confused memories.

I wish my back didn't hurt on juggle jam night.

Your back feels fine on juggle jam night.
It feels like $#!& at all other times.

I wish that I had remembered to make a wish. (then I wouldn't have had to edit this post)

you remember and dont have to edit that post, but you make me forget to make a wish.

I wish Blackrose can get a new brain.

She gets yours

I wish I had the power to change peoples shoes with my mind

You can, but you cant change them seperatly, when you change someone's shoes with your mind you change EVERYONES. Suddenly, stilleto thigh highs becomes really popular.


I wish i could jump higher then an elephant

You do. And land straddle-wise smack on said elephant's back. Ouch.

I wish it was tomorrow at 2:30 PM.

It is but your constant time changes finally weaken time and space enogh that it begins to crack.....nothing happens yet but be careful man......and you forgot why you wanted it to be 230


I wish that i meet Doc at BM

You meet Doc at BM but you make yourself look like a nong and get relly embarased.

I wish for a bottle of High Proof Liquor

You get a bottle of rust ease instead.

I wish I didnt have to work today.

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't work today, seeing as the police have a few more questions to ask about a recent spate of soul-glomping, and won't let you out.


I wish I could find a cheap house, in a good area, not filled with psychos, with a room to let.

You did. It is filled with rats and roaches instead of psychos.

I wish I was making love to you!

you begin to romantically sweep this ewe off her feet.




I wish for some ravioli-os

You have some ravioli, only the inside is dirt.

I wish that ice cream from earlier didn't make me fat.

You find diet ice-cream, and we all know how good THAT tastes.

I wish I still had cake

You still have cake and lots of it but it's that special cake that your stoner mate makes and there is a cop knocking on your door.

I wish I had some of that stoner cake.

You are just biting into the stoner cake when the rest of the cops come over the back fence with lots of guns and their dogs, camp out in your room for the evening and give you nightmares for the rest of the week.

I wish they had gone to the empty house next door.

They did but realised their mistake with enough time to catch you.

I wish for a pet lizzard called Fluffy.

He's the world's largest alligator. And the wish-granters forgot to give you a place to keep him outside of your living room.

I think he's hungry.

I wish I could sleep in today.

You could! But you shouldn't... But you do.

As you idly stroll into work 24 hours late, you are informed that your insolence is not to be tolerated any more. You are to be placed on stationery watch guarding pencil sharpeners until you learn your lesson. which is never.

I wish I could find my pencil sharpener

You find your pencil sharpener! Now where did you set that pesky broken pencil...

I wish i go go back in time a month and patch things up with my recently x-gf.

You do. And she's been taking lessons from Lorena Bobbitt.
(And why are the hot ones ALWAYS straight???)

I wish the hot ones were always gay.

The hot ones are gay. And jerks.

I wish I was more original.