Corrupt a Wish

I corrupt all your wishes and more

I wish for someone to say something nice or maybe that choco cake i choked on to rear appear

You cough up the chocolate cake that you previously choked on but it doesn't look half as appealing since it is half masticated and covered in drool.

I wish for BR1 to re-eat her chocolate cake and choke on it again.

Im choking help help gallop gallop Darkfyre to the rescue on his dark horse oops he fell his horse what a hero

Wish there was still a hero left DarkFyre failed

DarkFyre the Blackknight did not fail (tho he did fall off of his horse).
I set up a perimiter around BR1 so that all other heros must pass through me if they want to help you.
And I'm a halfway decent swordsman, even if I do say so myself.

I wish I was the best swordsman on earth.

You are, and are eager to test out your newly acquired skills. But due to the fickle nature of battle, you lose your first fight to a man with a ladle. He spares your life but the humiliation eats at you forever.

I wish to be the ladle-wielding knight.

I dub you the ladle-wielding knight. You gallop off into the wide world of adventure but keep getting sidetracked by an uncontrollable obsession with serving soup and end up hovering round late night homeless persons vans and your horse gets pissed off with you and runs away with your armour. People just think you're a sad old git with delusions when you start talking about jousting with the kitchenware.

I wish my assignment would finish itself. I think Ive wished for that before but there's a lot of the bastards.

Yer assignment finishes YOU.


I wish Oldgabe was around still.

it does... a cruel and vicious suicide when it grabs itself by the sides and rips itself in half. whats more, your lecturer (?) demands that because of the lateness of your last assignment and possibly the one before, that you have an assignment a day for the rest of eternity!!

i wish i had a holiday to go on..

Oldgabe is still around... or was, until yesterday, when OG and BClavey left on vacation. But they brought all their lighters and they were confiscated at the airport. Not the lighters, THEM.

I wish someone would give me some training for my new job.

You get all the training you need and more you get trained so well and become so good at your job that you get so board you don't have to think any more and your brain shrinks to the size of a pea

I wish my accountant would cheat more and give me more money

He does and you get imprisoned when the taxman finds out.

I wish for another wish

Granted but you have a brain fart and find it very difficult to think of another wish.


Um I wish for a better wish

You think of a better wish its perfect as you go to post it the your computer closes down

I wish you could of posted your wish

I wished for somthing realy cool and then I got it but it got destroyed so I got bumed out and commited suicide.

I wish for you to corrupt your own wish

I get my new puppy but it dies of boneitis. I hate him for dinner.


I wish corruption was all around us....wait..

Hating a puppy, at dinner or any other time, is a socially unacceptable thing; other peoples opinion about this liquifies into corruption and as you wait and wait and the corruption rises till it's a nanotinybit below you nose and you expire with the stench infiltrating your entire internal cosmos. . I hate them too but thats cos I know they will grow into dogs.

I wish my neighbours didn't have dogs.

The neighbours dogs suddenly disappear. In spite, the neighbours get goats instead, and they eat all your grass and half your house.


I wish flu season would be over already.

Flu season is over...it is now plague season

I wish to have an armada at my command

Flu season is over cos its a totally toxic pandemic strain that wiped everyone out by the time I sent this.... augh *drops dead*

I wish I could communicate beyond the grave.

You can... you die, but wrote a pleasant limerick for your grave.

I wish for some obedient squirrels to crew my armada

You get norman the psycotic squirrel from the Dragon Tails webcomic.
Click for Evil Rodent
You have my condolences.


I wish for you to click on the following link.
More Evil Rodent

I click on the link and it says
The requested URL /www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php was not found on this server.


I wish for a better link

You get this one

I wish for a toblerone

one appears in front of you, as if by magic, but then just before you take a bite it disspears in a puff of purple smoke. only to be replaced by a pet rock

i wish someone would come and make me lunch

Someone comes and makes you lunch what you dont see is they sneeze in your egg than half way through making it they go to toilet and not wash they hands boy you are enjoying your lunch yummy

I wish i could sleep now

You go to sleep, but once you enter into a DEEP sleep, Brian comes and snuggles up next to you.


I wish for a putty knife.

You get a knife, made of putty. It's pretty useless, but still manages to set off the airport weapons detectors next time you fly, and you get beaten up by an overzealous security officer.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea. Maybe with a biscuit.

You receive a trea bagging and a limp biscuit


I wish i could get every girl i want

You become the sexy, funny, intelligent, gay best friend of every woman's dreams.

I wish I could speak to animals.

You turn into a dog.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.