Corrupt a Wish

I wish Poje had made a wish I could corrupt.

Poje makes a wish and it gets corrupted so badly that all who read it get sick with the dry heaves and have to run off and get a Pavlovian reaction so they get sick every time the even see a chat thread.

I wish I had a perfect new housemate in my front without having to interview people and all that

you get a perfect flatmate but start to notice all of your imperfections and become clinicaly depressed.

I wish I had a delicious and sweet baked good of some desciption.

You get your sweet and it tastes so nice you eat it all ooh so tasty oh no the eggs are rancid and you spend the next few days glued to the toilet with bowl in your lap

I wish sat would hurry up and get here

You sit down but miss the chair. Now your ass is sore.



I wish blackrose wasn;t so clumsy

blackrose learns perfect balance and delivers a stunning chuck-norris style roundhouse kick.. to your temple.

i wish i was chuck norris

You become chuck Norris you wish was granted made you so happy your out for your perfect walk in your perfect world you meet this sweet old lady who was getting mugged you went to save her and Jackie Chan bets you to it oh hes such a hero you are defeated plus you are old and hunging free

I wish jackie chan would knock on my door and lay his shoes down

you hear knocking at your door. you open it expecting jackie chan. it's not jackie chan at all! it's just some mexican guy named jackie chong and he reeks like pot.

off topic, but i wish i had a girlfriend.

You get a girlfriend but she is a minger, an attention hog and a gold-digger. She hates all of your mates and constantly parades you around infront of her annoying airhead friends. All of that and she doesn't put out.

I wish that Jackie Chong would come and pay me a visit

lol darkfyre, been there done that.

jackie chong shows up at your door and (british pot prices?) you spend your last 5 pounds on a bag of oregano that he passed off as weed. you smoke it anyway, and now for some reason you can't seem to get your dog away from your balls.

i wish i knew where y'all brits got your slang from. "minger" is just a funny word.

Whos a brits what slang oh my god im missing out on something Ha ha

Your wish well i reacken its from your side of the would
It must be seens you know more

my wish is i wish i know what i was talking about

Shazam. You found out what you were talking about and realised that it was all gobbledy gook and that you were the only person that understood it, as you are the only person to understand it, you live a very lonely life talking gobbledy good to yourself.

I wish I had gizmo (gremlins) as my wee pet.

Right, lots of time to spare, lets do this properly.

You do, and contrary to how this wish would normally pan out, he neither eats after midnight or ever gets wet. However you are unlucky enough to experience the heart-ache of seeing your beloved Gizmo getting carried off by a buzzard.

The sorrow slowly drives you mad, until you become a fragile shadow of your former self. A recluse, bound to your chamber, lost in misery.

One day, many years later you receive a knock at the door. But the years of grief have hollowed you out, and you're too timid to answer. Until, after a few minutes when the knocking passes, you slowly edge your way to the door. No-one.

Little do you know, you just missed your last chance to be re-united with precious Gizmo. As you sit back down, a loud screech followed by a dull thud come from outside. Guess who's there (one high impact collision later). As you affectionately named him.. Gizzy.

Pretty dark no?

The morals of this story are;
Use a leash, there's buzzards out there.
And you never know who's knocking. So check, because it might be Gizmo.
...also don't get too attached to pets.


I wish for some gummy berry juice.

You get a vial of gummy berry juice and quickly comsume it. You begin to bounce here, and there, and everywhere. You cannot seem to stop bouncing around when you notice you are turning green.....and your limbs begin to fuse to your body. Still bouncing here, and there, and everywhere you eventually bounce outside and down the street where you bounce into a corperate parking lot.....but not so much into the park lot as ONTO the sever tire damage spikes. it only kinda hurts until a car runs you over impaling you even mroe on the spikes. you die a gooey mess as the sun melts your green gummy body.



I wish i had a glass of orange juice and a bottle of Kettle One.

Due to the fact I've never heard of it, you get a glass of orange juice, and a kettle, in a bottle. And, though it does look sort of cool, it doesn't work, and you can't make a decent cup of tea.

I wish I could find a cheap flat.

*hands hamma a piece of cardboard*




I wish my kettle in a bottle didnt break

your kettle in the bottle is as strong and solid as ever but the bottle is smashed into tiny little shards or razor sharp glass.

I wish that I was back home in a pub with some of my old mates

Oh dreams OK your sitting in the pup with your mates knocking a few back having a good laugh joking around you stand up to go to the bog suddenly the room starts to spin you can feel your stomach vile coming up into your mouth you dash for the bog you don't make it and right in the middle of the dance floor you throw up all over the Lady's shoes boy did your mates tease you for days

I wish i could have more sat nights free this is so nice

You get more saturday nights free. But not from killer bees.

I wish clocks were square.

you get square clocks but the numbers have also been squared
i.e. 1,4,9,16,25,36,42,64,81,100,121,142.
Hope your good at math

I wish for an Einstien watch that I saw in a catalogue years ago.

you get the Einstien watch in the catalogue...Unfortunetley the catalogue is so big and heavy that it crushed the watch, and reduced it to a meaningless pile of cogs, springs and rivets.

I wish i could become self sufficient.

Your Einstein watch has that face where he sticks out his tongue, and every hour on the hour, it licks you.

I played a game like this at a coffee shop I worked in, we called it The Glad/Sad game, it wasn't wishes as much as happy thoughts. The best one: my friend said "You get your braces off," and I said, "And you still can't walk."

I wish I hadn't shrunk my sweater in the dryer.

You didn't shrink your sweater in the dryer. You shunk it out on the line.


I wish I had a pet dinosaur (something smallish, friendly, placid and a herbivore)

You get given a pet dinosaur and they said it wont get any bigger than dog its so cute then it grows up and eats you

I wish for no traffic on the roads when im coming home from work

Ther is no trafic on the roads, ever, since there is no more petrol in the world.

I wish for a water powered car.

Oh that would be neat well you get your water car then the dams dry up and we have no rain for weeks so you have to catch the bus

I wish my hair would hurry up and grow long again
takes for ever just like a man haha

You hair grows very quickly and one day it tells you it is moving out, wants to go out on it's own. You cry and accept it as you want your hair to be happy.


I wish water was h7o

Water is h7o, unfortunately, this drastically changes the way it reacts chemically, and life as we know it is no longer possible, and the rocks take over.

I wish people weren't horrible.

all horrible people are removed from the earth...And lets face, every one can be horrible some times...unless your Barry Scott, or Brian...

SO the world is left with two males on it, and humanity ceases to be...though they had an interesting final few years together...

I wish some one answered my wish at the top of this thread : (

someone grants your wish but it becomes corrupt and you get poisoned/your loved ones die.


I wish there was a thread that we could wish for things and get it without any bad things happening.