Corrupt a Wish

cat has cheezburger, however it's lactose intolerant and dies.

i wish i had mind control

you have mind control but you can only control your own


i wish i had super healing abilities

You have super healing powers and the masses fear you and in a lynch killing you are beheaded and thats a bit too much for your powers to heal.

I wish for a snickers bar.

you get your snickers bar but suddenly it turns out you are allergic to nuts

i wish i could make any wish i had come true

you get your wish , but the only wish you can now make is the wish that any wish you have comes true


i wish i never have to pay for beer again

beer ceases to exist

I wish teleportation existed

Teleportation now exists, but only midgets are allowed to do it. Therefore you are unable to harvest its powers.

I wish I had a fire Puppy Hammer

Wish granted, but since you didn't clarify your true meaning, you get a puppy taped to a hammer on fire.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

you get the ability , but the military kidnap you and perform nasty ,painful experiments on you for the rest of your life



i wish i had the ability to always have the fancy dress costume that i needed

You do but you get arrested for stealing clothes from the local kindegarden.

I wish for a fire sword

you get a fire sword.. but it has a metal blade and a fire hilt and you cannot hold it.

I wish I had an apple

You get an apple, but it's made of wax.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.

you gain said ability... it's only active in the absence of water however

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish

You remember to make a wish , but waste it on wishing to remember to make a wish



I wish I had an endless supply of chalk

Then the chalk turn into colourfull sand..

I wish i knew how to swim.

You do, but only in molten lava. Tragically, you aren't lava-proof.

I wish I were more awake.

bading! you now have caffeine injected directly into your veins... perhaps a bit too much caffeine though, you keep shaking so much you spill everything you pick up. your eyes are going in and out of focus and you start hallucinating dead people chasing you as a result of no sleep...

I wish teleportation stations were readily available

Through a tragic accident involving a waffle iron and a lightning strike, you are now trapped in a game of Team Fortress 2.

I wish I had a clone to help me with these essays

You acquire a clone... who not only helps you with your essay, but completes it for you! He attends your classes, writes your papers, then renders you obsolete and keeps you in a cage as his pet monkey named seasea...

I wish I got a full ride scholarship from the business school.

You did. The school is located in Somalia, though.

I wish I could easily lose 40 lbs.

You lose the 40 lbs with no effort at all, but then eat a single bit of popcorn and put on 60 lbs.

I wish I could like Nutella instead of being in love with Vegemite.

See that's what happens when you outsource your popcorn!

You get hit on the head with a coconut, which changes your taste buds to love Nutella ten times as much as you love vegemite! You then hear in the news that all Nutella factories have been taken over by squirrels and Nutella will no longer be sold anywhere.

I wish that I could sleep as long as I wanted whenever I wanted.

You gain the ability to sleep as long as you wanted whenever you wanted, but your sleep is haunted by dreams to evil squirrels stealing all your popcorn as soon as you put it to your mouth..

I wish that Ned Stark never had to die :'(

Ned Stark didn't have to die ...... but he chose too

I wish life was simple

Everything in life becomes simple. So simple that nothing is challenging anymore. You lose interest and are forever doomed to look for something interesting.

I wish that My girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets

Your girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets, unfortunately she also gets a 'tip off' from a con artist on a 'lucky horse' and fritters it away on a bad bet. Your girlfriend also now has a gambling problem.

I wish I owned a galleon ship

You are granted your hair dye the lasts longer than a fortnight, but sadly the die is only visible to you and the squirrels..

I wish I had some 100% Kerosene

You have 100% Kerosene but some 7 foot ruffian has taken all your toys and run away..saad face.

I wish the corruption of my last wish made sense...

It makes sense But that means your last wish changed to something about hair dye and you still don't have a galleon


I wish i could turn back time and make everything good again

You turn back time and remedy everything bad in the world, but take all of the bad onto yourself.

I wish I had a Krav Maga dojo in my city.