Corrupt a Wish

you turn into a Disney flea and are quite happy living on Pluto until Mickey Mouse applies flea spray



i wish i had some orange woodlice

i meant the planet pluto but anyway. You get ur orange woodlice but they decide they have had enough of eating wood so they turn on you

I wish mitchell was my boyfriend

ah, but you were unclear on which Pluto And everyone knows Pluto's a dog, not a planet... glorified asteroid... thing

Mitchell becomes your boyfriend, but then after an unfortunate Scrubs marathon, you realise that you really want Turk. You end up being dismembered by a Latina nurse.

I really wish this week were going better

The week is going better, just not for you. Your neighbor just won the mega jackpot and has plans to put in an indoor water-slide and 24-hour Starbucks in the new McMansion he is building next door. Oh, and he hates you and finally lets you know.

I wish my debt would go away.

The world experiences complete and utter financial collapse, making all monetary debts null and void

I wish I had a sufficiently long lever, and a place to stand

(also, mwahaha, the last granted wish has gone on, utterly uncorrupted!!)

omg i love scrubs.
You get ur long lever but its so long that u cant touch the ground to stand up

I wish my skeleton was on the outside like an exoskeleton

Thank YOU Seaspray! Finally we can trade in puca shells and Nutella!

Poof! You have an exoskeleton, but you now look like a turtle. This gives a whole new meaning to "apple shape" and shopping for clothes is hell.

I wish I had nice warm glass of Shut the Hell Up.

you get a nice warm glass but your mouth disappears so you forever have to Shut the Hell Up (no offence)


i wish i hadn't had to google Shut the Hell Up just in case it was something real in America ( well you just never know !!!!)

Your wish is granted and you googled boobs and the nyou encounter the worst porn on the net which causes you some gender confusion that will take $100000's in psyciatric bills to fix.

I wish for a good job to fall in my lap.

the job of high executioner falls in your lap , along with the hood and the huge axe which cuts your legs off and you bleed to death


i wish there was nobody around every time i need to pee whilst outside

the apocalypse happens but somehow you slept thru it and now there is nobody around at all, ever.

I wish for a brandy glass of brown M&M's.

you get your brandy glass of brown M&M's but you become allergic to the brown colouring and die of anaphylaxic shock



i wish i had a huge box of cockroaches

Here you are! They are all dead and upon seeing them you become an Insectivore and munch away -- ew, you have an antenna in your teeth.

I wish the US dollar was worth the paper it is printed on.

the us dollar is now printed on toilet paper


i wish children were ready to leave home after 8 weeks like puppies are

Here it goes 8 weeks and gone but ne has 10 years of longevity!!!

I wish that all my wishes come thue!!!

___________________________
-Does it make sens????

-does what make sens!!!

-ho! you're here, sorry.

All your wishes come true, but then you don't know what to wish for anymore because you have no more wishes, your life loses purpose and you go on a pilgrimage of self-understanding to gain the power to wish without having it come true again, leaving all of your wishes behind.

I wish that my performance on May 4th is flawless and goes well.

Your performance does not merely go well, it has never seen the like before or will again. However due to a misreading by the genii, there is no floor.

People later may agree this only added to the awesome.

I wish I could resist the urge to quote 80s Henson movies...

you get the ability to resist quoting 80s henson films , but now quote 80s/90s glam rock lyrics instead (every rose has its thorn)



i wish i had an endless amount of time to ride my bicycle

You get the ability to ride for an endless amount of time on your bicycle, but you now have constant charlie horses and can't get off the bike.

I wish I had a fridge that could make any food i wanted for free. Cuz that sounds awesome

you get a fridge that makes any food you want for free , but it will only run on human souls and you can't bring yourself to kill anyone



i wish i could just think things to happen and they would

you get this ability, but unfortunately the first thing to occur to you is what would happen if you lost it.

I wish I were a Gallifreyan

you change into a Gallifreyan but you get stuck in a time loop that takes you back to the exact time that you wrote i wish i were a Gallifreyan then i have to corrupt your wish again and again


i wish the fly in my room would sit still long enough for me to kill it

you kill the fly but it turns out it was a magic fly that would have granted you three wishes.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life traveling the world

You get trapped for eternity in the 'it's a small world after all' ride.

I wish I'd learn not to wish for things

you learn not to wish for things but your will power is weak and so you choose to forget it and wish away like crazy


i wish people would just chill out and let others get on with their lives

your wish comes true and the person you hate most in the world gets their happy ending.

i wish my english project weas done -__-

Your English project is done .... but because you're American it is all spelt wrong and you have used the wrong words to describe things so you fail (eg chips , colour )


i wish i had an endless supply of ginger beer

you get an endless supply of ginger beer. It drowns the world. You monster!

I wish I had a magical dinner creating device

Your magical dinner creating device malfunctions and only makes breakfast.

I wish that someday humans will figure out a way to live in space and we can have a music festival on the moon

it occurs, however due to the acoustics of zero air you cant hear it.



i wish cat CAN haz cheezburger.