Corrupt a Wish

I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

You're flying on a plane to Adelaide then it crashes before you can get to CG :P

I wish I could turn invisible at will

You turn invisible but then you forget who you are and therefore have no will to change back.

I wish I could speak fluent spanish

You speak fluent Spanish, in other news Spanish is now a dead language.

Genie, I wish to be a prince!

You become prince of a deserted country, and therefore have no subjects of posessions.

I wish for world peace

World peace is granted on a planet where there is no inhabitants.

I wish to not be sick anymore

You are cured of all sickness but in doing so you live forever and see everyone around you die

I wish for a boyfriend!

you get a boyfriend but he's a chauvinistic arsehole who drinks Geelong Bitter.

I wish for Geelong to win the grand final!!

Geelong will be winning the final by heaps of points but at the last minute of the game they'll forfeit

I wish I was rich

You become ricj beyond your wildest dreams, then the australian dollar plummets so dramatically that a thousand aussie dollars is the equivalent of $2 NZ

you wish for nothing.. but instead you get something

i wish my art was finished

Your art is magically finished, but when it is about to be displayed, the weather comes in and ruins it, causing you to lose.

I wish I was the best contact juggler in the world

Damn.. Simon just beat me!

You become the greatest contact juggler in the world- Then you lose your head in an industrial accident.



I wish for a duck that spoke all languages.

You got the duck, but all it wants to do is quack obscure foreign insults at all your friends.

I wish for a kitten cannon.

you get the cannon but it backfires

i wish for 2 skilled hands instead of my own

Ok. But you have to keep them floating in a tank next to your bed. And regularly check all the pipes and wires and stuff they're connected to.


I wish I had a biiiiig bowl of strawberries!

you have a big bowl of strawberries... strawberries of DOOM

i wish i had a yellow stone with a hole in the middle

you get the yellow stone but due to some strange black magic it grows legs and leaves you

i wish i could get in contact with my stupid boyfriend

Your stupid boyfriend rings you up to tell you he's actually a parasitic space alien. You get a funny feeling and turn around, and then you see him standing right behind you. He eats your head.

I wish I had the ability to fly unaided by anything foreign to my body biological, mechanical, or magical, with the innate ability to control every aspect of my flight, and without significant expenditure of energy.

It would take your entire life to learn to fly and then you would die on your first realy flight!

I wish for a wish that has a happy ending

Try again - "innate ability to control every aspect" - that means it wouldn't take time to learn.

ok when flying you get spotted by people and are taken to area 51x for testing, you live out the rest of your days teathered to the earth!

You get a "happy ending" but realized it was meaningly sex with a stranger who tells you they have an STD.

I wish I was thinner.

you drop dead of a wasting disease 20 mins after the wish.

i wish food was tasty nutricious and non fattening

All food is tastey and non-fattening to you, But to all others it is extra fattening. All your friend become morbidly obese and die off one by one. Eventually you are the last person on earth.....But yer skinny


I wish i could teleport like Nightcrawler.

...straight into the middle of a brick wall.


I wish I could do psychokinesis!

Your wish is granted and everybody is happy. Then your tongue drops off.

I wish for a short piece of rope.

You get a short piece of rope, but it gradually grows up into a long piece of rope.

I want a nice, hot cup of tea, with chocolate biscuits.

The tea is scolding hot and burns your face off, the chocolate biscuits are mouldy and you can't leave the bathroom for 4 days straight.

I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her...

Granted, but you'll also have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.


I wish I could get some hair dye that lasted longer than a fortnight...