Corrupt a Wish

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You are granted the dojo but the head of the dojo is a corrupt psychopath that kidnaps people, and keeps them chained to a wall in his basement just barely keeping them alive. You are the first victim and live to be 87, dying five minutes after you are rescued.

I wish I had bacon flavored ice cream.

You find bacon flavored icecream, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish I were a wolf!

You are a wolf! Unfortunately your neighbour is an expert huntsman and adds your pelt to his collection.

I wish for more poi!

You get more poi! Then you lose your arms in a car accident.

I wish for fire.

Your wish is granted, but it starts to rain.

I wish I didn't have a bellybutton.

congrats! you no longer have a belly button. as it turns out your lack of naval is a result of being grown in a test tube. you now represent a significant government investment and find yourself getting picked up by government spooks and taken to an underground test facility for a series of cruel and humilliating tests. . .

i wish i were iron man (because iron man is stinking awesome and doesnt require special abilities)

you are iron man! but literally an iron man, like the thing used to press clothes, but with arms & legs!

i wish for blue hair!

You wake up to find you have blue hair, and quickly deteriorate into a real life version of the film 'The Boy with Green Hair'

I wish for more wishes.

you fall into a wishing well to collect all the wishes you could ask for. though after various complaints of noise coming from the well some superstitious concerned parent seals off the well with cement. . .

i wish for my body to be bioluminescent. . . (gotta admit it would be pretty awesome)

Your body becomes bioluminescent but you are drafted by the military and get killed on a night mission because your glowing aura gave you away

I wish i had shoulder length hair

you have shoulder length hair.. shame it originates from your eyebrows..

I wish I had remembered to buy some sort of dip to go with my pizza Xx

You invent a time machine to go back and remind yourself and you get the dip but die from food poisoning two days later

I wish for fire eating torch supplies....im running low