Corrupt a Wish

Wish Granted but you get kicked off of HoP and are not allowed to use it.

I wish Rahne would come over here.

Rahne comes over but you are in such a bad mood mutting under your breath that they leave as nobody wants to be around when you have the male monthly

I wish for my car to hurry up and get finished with its paint job girl racer cant wait

your car is finished and some fella on his male monthly (grr) keys up your cars paint job.

I wish people would stop waving that Male Monthly Red Flag in front of me.

They do, You instead get a parade in recognition of your male monthly. Including a huge projected montage of your finest MM faux pas' featured in 7.1 Dolby surround sound.

I wish for a well-read, articulate lemur sidekick

Your well-read, articulate lemur sidekick articulates that he was to overthrow your tiny self, so he gets all of his lemur buddies together and they all barade your house and/or shack that you live in.

I wish that class will end early.

Class does end early, but SO DOES THE WORLD!

I wish I just found $20.

Your $20 find is actually a past due bill for $20.

i wish my new lightup poi would get here.

They do but the mailman crushed 'em bad.

I wish for a home that I can call my own.

You have a home you call your own unfortunatly so does Brian.


I wish i had a screwdriver....the yummy kind...not the kind that is used to drive screws.

You get a prison warder's chauffeur, covered in sugar.


I wish the internet wasn't so sloooooow on our home computer.

Life begins to lag ALLLLL day long. But only for you.


I wish i could have a peanut and peanutbutter sangwich.

you get one but you have developed an allergy to Peanuts and end up in hospital after only one bite.

I wish for somebody else to come up with my easily corrupted wish.

Somebody else dos and it even better than yours

I wish i could see what you all looked liked so i can put a face to the words

You see all of us HoPers when we all turn up to your door with pitchforks, torches and an angry mob.

I wish that I could organise a piss up at the pub

How did you know i was a witch dont forget the wood for the fire

You get to organise your piss up and everyone turns up you have great fun you go home with a great big smile and dream sweet dreams what a great nite
thought id be nice for once

Wish it was easyer to be nice than corrupt corrupt is funner

It is easier to be nice than to corrupt but do you really want to become Armish?

I wish I had my Drivers Licence.

You get your drivers licence you come up to auckland for the weekend in your new car and this crazy courier driver in a subaru with blonde hair runs you of the road as you drive to slow and the cop gives you the ticket for snail driving

I wish a for nice choc cake with choc icing to go with my coffee

You get that but you choke on a piece and die.

I wish i didn't have to work tommorow.

Your Fired

I wish that Esmokah's wish had been harder to corrupt.

It was so hard to corrupt that you had to think real hard smoke started coming out of your ears your brain got over heated and shut down

Since iv choked and died i wish for yellow roses and plane ride home

The plane crashlands on your parents house.

Wish I was an all powerfull genie

You become an all powerful genie of the mind. Meaning you can only use your wit to win the game but then remembered you just lost the game. You have no special powers, you do not pass go, and you can never have sex again.

I wish I would die in a fiery ball of death.

You die in a fiery ball of death and it's a real anti-climax.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of these yummy peppermint chocolates.

You get one single box of peppermint chocolates, and worry yourself to death..

I wish I wasn't splattered with chip-fat, from cleaning out the grease filters.

You dont get covered with chip-fat, instead you get covered with acid, melt and die.

I wish my bettas would breed.

They breed.. and the babies turn out to be uberfightingfish, and kill you.


I wish it was home time already.

It is time to go home! However, when you get there it is your home in a parallel universe. The one where you have an apartment on the Hot side of hell, you know the place, right by the fire.

I wish my ex-gf would finally shut the h#%l up and leave me alone!

Your ex becomes totally mute and neglectful only its the wrong ex-gf. It's the one you want to get back with and need desperately who refuses to have anything to do with you. Her name's Murphy.
I wish I didn't smoke so much last night.

no, not murphy~!

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