Corrupt a Wish

you do but spend it on sandwiches filled with Marmite and plantain.

i wish that i could give a million pounds to charity.

a million dollars?

i'm a charity....

charity case, that is...

I wish KM had made a wish

He did. He wished you got a really big pimple, right on the end of your nose..

I wish my fishies weren't ill. Or dead. Don't be that mean.

your fishies die (im sorry) and come back as everlasting zombie fishies bent on taking over the world, 5 seconds later they forget and go back to swimming around the bowl only slightly more aimlessly than last time cos theyre zombies now... oh and you have to feed them brains not sure where youd get them from tho

i wish i had more motivation

you get more motivation but then die, you fish hating bas*!#d!

i wish hamamelis's fish weren't zombie fish.

i wish i had more time to spin again


too busy....once a week will suffice.

Um.. not sure who's wish I should be corrupting here, and I don't want to corrupt a nice wish about my own zombie fish, so..

You have time to spin! Every day, at precisely 2pm, you start spinning uncontrollably round like a top, until you get all dizzy and fall over.

I wish I could find a local poi meet I could easily get to.

you could! at 2 am...around a 44 gallon drum under a bridge...but they'd probably be crack heads!

dream corrupted...

i wish i hadn't run out of money at the pub tonight, tomorrow is st. patricks day!

you didnt run out of money you check your pocket and find 5p yay!

i wish i hadnt made the zombie fish wish.... people seem angry at me.....

You didn't, but in a cruel twist of fate, the fish turn out to be harbingers of evil, bent on earthly ruin. With their non-zombie mental capacity and lightning reflexes, their dream is soon realised and the earth is left a barren waste land. Only the badgers survive.

I wish I had an apocalyptic goldfish...called Mr Soak

You get one. However it's not real, it's an alternate personality. You live out half of your life as Mr. Soak and kill off all dear to you.

I wish for copper and brass tubes.

you get copper and brass tubes neatly cut into 5mm segments.

I wish I could remember what it was that I just thought aboout.
(it's frikin' annoying when that happens)

You remember what it was you just thought about but it's so fascinating you can't think of anything else and you keep thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinkingaboutit and thinkingaboutit and thinkingabout it and thinkingaboutit and thinkingaboutit andthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitand..

till your brain dies of boredom

I wish newgabe remembered to make a wish to corrupt

he does but you forget to make one

I wish brenn wasnt so forgetful

He doesn't forget to KILL YOU!

I wish the tubes being cut into 5mm sections wasn't actually a useful and good idea.

It's not, and all you can think of to make with em are really tiny staffs


I wish i had some almonds

you get almonds that was once sugar coated but have been sucked clean by an old woman (happened to a friend of mine when he went to his girlfriends nans house and helped himself to a bowl of almonds on the table )

i wish the party i had planned for thursday was today

Your party is today.
However you are completely unaware of it and keep posting on here, thereby missing the greatest party you have ever thrown.

I wish for more liquorice.

You get loads more licorice and eat it all at once till it gives you the runs

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish a few posts back!

You remember to make a wish, but it doesn't come true as I, heaven forbid, corrupt it.

You end up with a lot of charcoaled cake though!

I wish I hadn't woken up nautious for the last three days.

you woke up maximus instead.

I wish I could think of moderatly amusing wishes to make.

You make a wish that involves pointing out brenn's mis-use of the word nautious, He becomes very upsets and sicks 3639 bees and a hairy lobster on you.


I wish it was halloween

So Do I you should come to my Halloween party and get sloshed. However Your over there and I'm over here and Unless you can get here in the next hour or three, I'm afraid you'll miss out. Happy Hlloween.

I also Wish that it was Halloween

It is halloween. Which means that the universe is suddenly out of synch by about 6 months which creates a fatal flaw in spacetime and we all get transported to random points of discontinuity. Some of us don't even notice.

I wish my big yellow fish hadn't died.

It mutated into an air breathing, flesh eating creature.

I wish that hadn't sounded so much like the fate of Hamamelis's fish

I wish it hadn't either.. My fishes are busy dropping dead, and it's all the fault of this thread.
In fact, I think I'm going to sue.
None have become zombies yet though..

I wish my feet would stop hurting.

Your feet fall off.

I wish my fish tank had fish in it. This wish may have already been corrupted and turned into a zombie.

Your tank has one fish in it, a great white shark. When the authorities discover you have no license a lengthy, boring, expensive, time consuming bout of litigation ensues. You are needless to say bored, broke and old by the time this whole tragedy concludes. *cracks knuckles and revels in not having killed/possessed any fish*

I wish for a shpadoinkle day