Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you have what what you need to be happy, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish for a hoverboard.. Biff's one with the rockets

You get biffs hoverboard and foget you cant go over water. Your ride lasts about 10 seconds before the hoverboard sinks and explodes


I wish i could see Kevin Nealon next weekend.

You end up withe the smell of Skunk-Fu and set on a path that if follwed thought to fruition will teach you the skills that you need but you decide to drop the training coz it is damned hard work. You get too keep hte smell tho

I wish for a jelly doughnut

you get a jelly doughnut but remember its your b-day and thats all you got.

i wish for a birthday

It's your birthday! But no-one cares

I wish for a halo

You get a halo, one of them big space weapon yokes from the game and it kills you.

I wish for a stomach filled with harmless food that does not contain living organisms/acid/lava/electricity/poison/broken glass/harmful materials/pieces of my loved ones

Your stomach is filled with harmless soup...but the soup is very hot and scalds your mouth...WHile scrambling for a glass of water to quell the slighty unpleasant burning, you swallow it the wrong way, and end up being one of the few people who drown on a teaspoon of water...

Touche and LOL on the "pieces of my loved ones" part
: )

i want cannabis to become legalised

Due to a typo Cannibals become legalised and you are the first to be eaten.

I wish I lived somewhere colder.

While flyign around the world in a hot air baloon your baloon pops over Antartica. You are the only one in the baloon and all you have is a hammer. Your fuel tanks blew up after hitting the ground so youll have heat for the next......10 minutes. Have fun Making that igloo.


I wish i had some needle nose pliers.

Your nose turns into needle pliers.

I wish I had some luck with a muck to see a duck I could chuck when the horse bucked a bee I would tuck while playing with a hockey puck.

You receive a horse that bucks while being riden by a duck. The puck turns into a bee that chucks some muck while you tuck. Yer all outta luck.


I wish for grass.

You get astro-turf

I wish I had a brain

Someone knocks on yer door. You go to answer it and it's.....


Brian.


he's come to live with you.




I wish for some........."spinich"

You get "spinich" in the most unusual way and die of e. coli.

I wish Brian would move away from me.

Brian moves away from you...Wins the lotto, and buys all the land surrounding your house...he sets up a small Novelty spectacle factory, which grows in popularity, and eventually your house is an island within his empire...

LOL ... I wish I knew who Brian was!!!!????

You find out who Brian is but realize he is boring and not worth your time. Brian finds out and moves his empire to your backyard. You are now cursed with brian.

I wish I could speak in front of large crowds.

You can speak in front of large crowds. However now you have nobody to talk to but Brian.

I wish I college registrationg was simpler.

You get Brian to do your college reg for you. You do not get accepted.



I wish for some chocolate milk, in a regular, non-harmful glass. Oh, and regular non-harmful chocolate milk.

You get your Choco Milk in a Non-harmful glass and it is regular. But you find out its soy milk and that brian licked the rim of your glass.

I wish for more ROFL.

you get as much ROFL as you like, so much that you can't breath and die a painful yet hilarious death.

i wish i could get up in the morning.

You finally are able to get up in the morning......the morning of the zombie apocolypse!!!! You try your hardest to survive, but ya know, survial of the fittest and all....a zombie eats your brain after 20 minutes of waking up.



I wish i had a bat whose wings changed into sythes and whose body is just a black circle.

you have one and it loves to fly in the air above your head and as it changes the scythes fall down and through your head and the circle falls around your arms so you can't move, but that doesn't matter because you'r dead.

i wish i had a giraffe that could breath fire and had a tounge made of jelly.

I love flowers and unicorns

POJE don't be talking about that kind of thing in a child friendly thread!

huh?

FTAG you get a giraffe made of jello and a flaming tongue that burns you to death.

I wish I had a sprite.

you get one but it is deadly sprite that doesn't kill you but instead eats you alive again and again every day.

i wish i had another giraffe that was not so R rated

You can get up in the morning
but then you get down again.
You're never going to keepy yourself up

trails off singing badly . . . .

I wish my last wish wasn't so entirely lacking in spelling and grammar.

You turn into the best grammer major in the world but no one wants to be your friend because you constantly correct them.

I wish I had more time to Geocache.

You find yourself with a lot of geo cashing time. actually, that is all you do now a days. just walking around picking up rocks and tryign to sell them to pawn shops.



I wish someone could eat souls for me.