Corrupt a Wish

you get the drum beaten for you...as youre being hanged from the gallows!

i wish for a rabbit hole to another world in my back garden

you get a rabbit hole to nther world in your back garden, but it is a portal to the homeworld of the mutant flesheating giant rabbit, so quite frankly your screwed.

I wish for a bourbon and coke

You get a chocolate Bourbon Cookie, and a bag of Columbias finest. Unfortunetley the combination prooves lethal, as you try and munch 7 cookies at once while whizzing your Tits off and choke.

I wish Hyperlights would come out soon

Hyperlights got sued by the wakeboarding company. Guess your stuck with flow lights.



I wish a hyperstaff would come out.

A hyperstaff comes out... of nowhere at mach 2, knocking you clean into orbit.

I wish for a massage... legitimate.

Jaysus, two days since a reply!?

it would appear your wish is uncorruptable! Well done : )

You get a legitimate massage. Legitimately painful that is.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

you get your zombie apocalypse..infact you started it, too bad you dont get to enjoy the rise of man once all the idiots are out of this world.


I wish for some pizza

You get a pizza with a Spanky Ham sausage on it (I hope you watched Drawn Together otherwise the reference will go right overyour head)

I wish for a tennisball

This guy hunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a white monkey to do my bidding

you get a white monkey to do your bidding but he missunderstands you and spends his entire time at the auction house spending your money on junk that nobody else wants

I wish for a Moro Bar (a lot like a Mars Bar but not Mars Bar)

you get your Mars bar except thats what you really wanted and turns out to be a moro bar in a mars bar wrapper.


I want a pony.

You get your pony...Only problem is your pony wants you...And has its evil way.


I want my friends to come to amsterdam with me.

you and all your friends trot off to the damn. You were all wandering round the red light district and you spot a lovely lady wandering about. You pull her and take her back to your own place, but it turns out that she is a he and wants paying for the night

you die.....




i wish people made wishes more.

Everybody makes a wish.


For Poje to die


Their wishes come through.


I wish I didn't have to spend the last four acts of Othello on my ass.

Thru the magic of Shakespeare, you know get to spend the last 4 acts of Othello on your balls.



I wish a certain someone had interest in me

the certain someone has an interest.....in how much they can sell your kidneys for on the black market.

I wish my plants didnt die

they don't but intsead mutate and eat evryone.


i wish for another wish.

You get another wish however corruption is sneaky and bides its time, the corruption of this wish is passed on. The next time you wish you shall receive a corruption rollover, and your demise shall be fully realised.

I wish FTAG would hurry up and wish already, *stamps feet impatiently*

FTAG wishes for BurdA to die horribly, painfully and slowly.

I wish certain people weren't LATE!

I agree, so from now on, everyone is ALWAYS very punctual. When someone arrives to pick you up, if your not ready you get tared and feathered and nailed. Better give yourself an extra 5 mins in the morning wook


I wish i could sharpen pencils with my mind.

you can sharpen pencils with your mind, literally a hole shows up on your forehead that turns out to be a pencil sharpener. unfortuanetly one day while showing off to kids you slip and fall and end up lobotomizing yourself.

I wish my laundry would do itself

Yer laundry does itself. All night long. Now you have a bunch of dirty, sticky, and smelly laundry lying around. ewww gross.


I wish for some coco puffs

your laundry "does" itself but is all the more dirty because of it.

i wish i had skills like skunk-fu.

haha i win again :P

I give myself an extra HOUR in the morning.

Poje:
You get some coco puffs, over a ton of them. On your head.

FTAG:
You acquire skunk-fu
as for the corruption, well, it's skunk fu.

Due to lack of a wish the evil corruption oozes forth into your life every aspect of your existence becomes its new host. Mwahahaaa

I wish for a giant bowl and enough milk for Pojes chocolatey tomb

you have enough milk but it is DRAGON milk and is poisonous and you get poisoned.

i wish everyone would lose.

Everyone does lose, someone or something through out their lives. Keys, loved ones, ear rings ect..

I wish i had what i need to be happy