Corrupt a Wish

you stop smoking weed and take up meth and you spend the rest of your tweaker days concentrating on finding stuff.

I wish i had a blueberry muffin...one of those little bit size ones.

You get said muffin but realize the blueberries are really rabbit droppings.....

I wish I had Pennstar.

You get your penstar but it is FAR too hot to be able to get close to never mind write with it.



I wish for a genie that grants wishes that turn out for the better.

You get that wish but the genie dies before you can actually get to make a wish.

I wish I had the real Pennstar helicopter

You get it but are only moderately happy with it.

I wish I could do a better Kermit impression.

You do an amazing kermit impression but it's so freaky that a person can do that so you get rotten eggs thrown at you.

I was i could fly fighter jets

You turn into jim hensen but since he is dead you are now too.

I wish I had the BFG 9000!

you get one and it backfires

I wish for a bowl of ice cream

You get a bowl of ice cream, the worlds worst case of brainfreeze ever casts you ino a persistent vegetative state. But it was amazingly tasty.

I wish to spend a day in a cartoon.

you spend the day in an episode of Itchy and Scratchy, Both of them team up against you and perform an amazingly hilarious kill only moments before midnight. You return to the real world and your severly dismembered body flails around for about 30 seconds before you die an agonising death.

I wish for a pleasant death.

You get a pleasant death but get screwed in the afterlife by the devil....

I wish I had a kitty cat with yellow green eyes.

Its an evil cat with one eye green, the other yellow

I wish to have un-corruptable wishes!

You wish is not granted because that would defeat the purpose of the game.... Do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars.... go directly to jail....

I wish I had what they had.

you get it and then figure out that the black death really is no laughing matter.


I wish Churro has some posies.

sure why not, granted, but don't forget that you picked them and all of your matcho bloke mates now have photo's of you picking posies in your very femanine undergarments.

I wish I was a Evil God
MWA HA HA

You are the most evil god ever..ever, but no-one believes in you.

I wish I could morph into anything I wanted

you can morph into anthiingyou want to, you just can't morph back into anyhting that you have already been

I wish for a pot of gold

You get it, it appears inside your liver.
I wish for my exam to come and go quickly.

it does and it was so quick that you didn't have time to finish the paper

I wish for somebody to corupt this wish.

Your wish is granted, however the corruption soon spreads beyond the control of this thread, soon infiltrating every corner of HoP's forum, filling every useful article and profound discussion with absent-minded tangents and relentless sarcasm . Once it's work is done this all-powerful entity of corruption you unwittingly unleashed, turns to its master, and licks you repeatedly. It's really annoying and it won't stop, and it's saliva is really sticky..and gross.

I wish for a conclusion of some sort

Your life is concluded.

I wish this was Sparta.

This Is SPARTA, but you're Persian and surrounded by buffness and blades... and a seemingly bottomless pit.

I wish it was lunchtime

it lunch time......shouldn't have forgotten your lunch at home because on this dooblax day, resturants are closed....even dennys.



i wish i had money for x-mas presents.

you have more money for X-mas pressies but you have no time to do your X-Mas shopping.

I wish for pipe the was never empty, filled with leagaly allowed smoking herbs *cough, cough*

You get it......but shortly after you lose all your motivation and watch tv and play WoW all day for the rest fo your life.....now pass that



I wish for a walkie talkie

you get a walkie talkie but everybody else dies and you have nobody to talk to

I wish for a life of luxary

Your granted the life of Luxury. You have the best of everything, you have to do nothing, no cooking, cleaning working or even spinning, other people even do this for you...Your life becomes meaningless and you become a manic depressive, and die, in a luxurious fashion surrounded by the best of everything.

That was a brutal corrupt a wish! Sorry!

I wish I had another 3 wish's.

You have another three wishes. Unfortunately in this realm, where wishes tend to turn on their masters with tragic results, this is no good thing.

Your first wish leaves you with considerably less sandwiches than you'd like. Your second wish eats what few sandwiches are left and drinks your smoothie, and your third wish calmly walks up to you and hits you square in the gnuts.. with a hammer. And with that, they were gone.


I wish for something better to do.

You get addicted to Heroin.

I really wish I was a master chef.

you become a master chef but due to a horrific accident you lose your sence of taste

I wish for a hang drum