Corrupt a Wish

you get you horrid coffee thing only to discover that you have developed a severe alergic reaction to oranges

I wish I had a home of my own coz I'm sick of renting

You get given a box.

I wish I was a wiser man, carrying the weight of popular demand.

You are a wiser man, however popular demand turns out to be heavier than initially thought, you are crushed under the weight.

I wish I had a rainbow gun

You get a rainbow gun but you don't get any rainbow bullets


I wish that I had a decent pair of stompin' boots

You get your stomping boots but your soul gets eaten by cthulu.

I wish I didnt have a parade tomorrow to do.

Cthulu gets to the parade and devours all souls present

I wish Poje had a wish I could corrupt.

Poje has a wish you can corrupt but Cthulu corrupts it first and then eats your soul.

I wish I didnt have to eat peoples souls.

Chulupa no longer feels the need to corrupt/devour/eat/obliterate/or concume in any way. Now Chihuahua eats chis


i wish my chi doesnt get eaten

Your chi isn't eaten, it's annhiliated by an anti-chi cannon of phenomenal proportions.

I wish for an anti-chi cannon of managable proportions.

you get your anti-chi cannon of manageably propotions but it backfire due to a manufacturing fault

I wish a devastaing war that would destroy every living / mechanical / inanimate thing on Eart (including the Earth and anythiing orbiting it)

Corrupt enough. It happens this thread is gone, boards are gone, no more spinning. Good thing i was last to post on that thread :P


i wish this thread didnt die.......or do it?

It does?

I wish this wasn't surreal

it's not surreal unfortunatly its become far to real for it to be healthy for you and your doctor recomends that you stop it imediaatly

I wish for sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads

You get sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads, they maul/laser you for hours, eventually letting you go, however you have lost all your limbs. And I'd imagine are probably bleeding .quite profusely

I wish for 2 perfect slices of well-buttered toast

You get your 2 slices of perfect toast...but you drop it naturally of course it lands butter side down!

I wish I could get this damn laser off my head

You get the damed laser off of your head but you accidently give yourself a full frontal lobotamy in the process.

I wish for some cake

You begin going the distance, going for speed. Yer all alone, all alone in yer time of need. As yer racing and pacing and plotting the turns............
you lost.



i wish i had the holy mcguffin

You get the holy mcguffin.

Andc the corruption is . . .
you get the holy mcguffin.

I wish I could pull away from KoL

you can touch the sky... although its nothing impressive because its all around you.. and billions of other people can do it too

i wish i could spend xmas with my bf

way to corrupt some past wish :-p


you get to spend xmas with yer boyfriend but he tragically dies in an electrical/tree fire.


i wish for nothing to happen.

Nothing does happen, ever again. Except to you. Bad stuff mostly. Dry skin, gunge baths, falling over, pterodactyl attacks that sort of stuff..alone..forever

I wish for an elusive, aflame moose with notable facial hair..and a marshmallow.

The moose walks gracefully over to youu, is shot, and falls on you, crushing you to death.

I want a lovely bunch of coconuts

You recieve a lovely bunch of coconuts, unfortunately they were the only coconuts on a small island inhabited by coconut eating monkeys, they all starve and its all your fault!

I wish I could eat garlic without getting stinky breath

You eat garlic, then forget how to breathe.


I wish someone nice would give me a job, doing something fun and legal and would pay me well and on time.

You get said job and become a workaholic. Completely losing touch with the world outside your job.

I wish I could draw

you can draw but it becomes illegal and you get hung, drawn and quatered for flaunting the law

I wish I could go to the moon

You go to the moon but forgot the space suit.

I wish i would become a Zombie and destroy the world.

you become a zombie and realise that all of the souls you have consumed are now worthless to you because you now crave brains.

I wish I had grown up in the circus.

Hey presto, you grew up in the circus! As a performing lion.


I wish I could get NZ citizenship, so I wouldn't have to go back to smelly old England.