Corrupt a Wish

You get a cold, you don't have to go in. However you get an odd mutant strain of the cold and end up having to habe your nose amputated.


I wish that I and my loved ones would be entirely unaffected by the effects of my wish and it's corruption and that all of you had lots of cake.

You were all un corrupted by the wish and you all got cake. although you all became soo sickly nice to each other that you all killed each other off.

I wish it was the start of festival season again, and there was no such thing as football season.

The football season ceases to exist, only to be replaced by...Festival season! Yay!

Unfortunately, due to the rapidly worsening weather conditions, all festivals are wet, thundery and thoroughly ruined. And best of all just as the new year begins to warm up sometime next april. Festival season reaches it's end.

Congratulations, you ruined festival season... for everyone. Subsequently, you are forced to watch football forever.


I wish for a breath of fresh air (metaphorical not literal please).

you get you metaphorical breath of fresh air and the your lungs metaphoricaly collaps due to the fact that they arn't used to anything metaphorcaly fresher than city smog.

I wish I could invent something that was really cool to look at but also awsomely destructive (much more powerfull than a nuke)

You invent yourself a huge firework which has the bestest colours in the world. It is magnificent. the colours are hipnotising and everyone in the world can see it. But as everyone in the world is looking at it you find that it blinds the whole world, all the animals of the world and the man on the moon (yes I am a bit obsessed with him at the moment). But also the huge coloured fire ball falls back to the world with such great force when it lands in the see that it causes the biggest tsunami and wipes out the blind world.

I wish I could meet santa and pet the reindeers. they look soo cute.

I don't even need to corrupt this one.. reindeer are pretty dangerous.. especially the adult males, they frequently attack keepers.. really... we were gonna get one until my parents found that out.

Anyway.. I'll go corrupt it anyway.. unfortunately, your wish is granted by a dyslexic fairy, and you get to meet satan. And his psychopathic reindeer.


I wish I could breathe underwater, as well as out of water.

You can breathe both underwater and out of it. However you now breathe helium instead of oxygen and quickly asphyxiate.

I wish to be utterly unaffected by this wish on every conceivable level.

You are not affected by your wish at all, but everyone else gets cake. But not you, you don't get any cake.


I wish for my horse to win the melbourne cup, so i win all of the sweep's money!

your horse wins the melbourne cup, and you win all of the sweeps money, but then you have a sudden need to be charitable and give all the money away to a childrens hospice

i wish it wasn't so darn cold, but also that it wouldn't get too hot.

Its about 88 degrees out, and your loving it, Too bad you got teleported over to my house and this 88 degrees is during our winter, once summer comes it creeps back up to 110+ and you melt



i wish i had a corn dog, that is not made of actual dog.

You have an actual dog, made of corn.


I wish I could find a really cheap flight that wouldn't crash, and results in me winding up in the correct destination, at the right time, and without me getting arrested/killed.

You get your flight annd you arrive in you destination only to find that you left all of your money and your return ticket at home

I wish I had a perfectly innocent cup of tea

You get a perfectly innocent cup of tea. The sugar, however, is wanted in 13 countries around the world.

I wish my hair ties would stop breaking on me.

your hair ties stop breaking on you, because all of them get taken away from you and you end up having to use an ordinary elastic band that really hurts your hair

i wish i could drive a car

You can drive a car, but you can't have one.

I wish I could move like jet li (in let's say...Hero). All floaty and dainty, running up walls and such.

You can, but the car is a Decepticon and transforms with you still inside, crushing you horribly.

I wish I knew more about the russian revolution

Bound to happen eventually

Due to a lack of specification as to which one, you're head receives information on every russian revolution simultaneously. Oh dear, a head can't possibly handle that much information at once can it?
No. The results are quite terrible.

I'll use my last one please

You can, but are now completely blind.

I wish for a cookie.

you get a cookie... made of rabbits droppings and cranberrys

i wish my foot was better

Your foot is better . . . better for causing you PAIN AND DEATH!

I wish for . . . your ma

You get my mom ,but then you get stuck with her constantly vetching at you. even in your sleep.

I wish i had enough money to buy out my contract from the military.

you get my ma, and then realise she really wasnt worth wishing for.

i wish for a mercedes slk 320

You buy out your army contract but are immeidately crushed by the mercedes slk 320

I wish I knew what this l;ecturer was on about

i know what the lecturer is on about, he finds out that you do and asks you to finish the lesson while he goes for a coffee.

i wish i knew what was the real cause of global warming

You discover that it's you

I wish I ahd to time to read my college books.

you have time to read your college books, because you actually get kicked out of college and have nothing better to do.

i wish that i could kill someone without remorse.....

You can, but have no difficulty coming forward and are subsequently imprisoned for life

I wish I'd stop procrastinating

you'll stop procrastinating....tomorrow.


I wish someone would buy me one of those new 4.8ft LED staffs that wre in the shop now, send it to me, it get here promptly, and didnt lead to my demise.

you get the staff sent to you promptely, and you don't die because of it. but it you drop it and break all the led light thingys

i wish for a pain killer

You get a guy who kills you with pain.

I wish for foods.