Corrupt a Wish

the flat burns down! none dies but you are uninsured

i wish someone would answer my last wish

Sure, you can have a new pair of Globes

I wish to get a good mark on this assignment that I'm doing.

i don't want a new pair of globes.. well i do but that wasn't my wish!

Welcome to corrupt-a-wish

lol smarty pants

you get a brilliant mark....a perfectly round coffee mug stain..

i wish i could fly

you fly into a tree


i wish i were a robot

You have no robotic genitals.

I wish to be mildly inconvenienced by rain.

One of two things will happen. Either you'll be washed away by a tsunami, or you'll be caught in a drought for 40 days and 40 nights.


I wish that this wish won't come true.

You are majorly inconvenianced by a severe drought and die of dehydration.

I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was...I only have the effen tattoo!

"I wish that this wish won't come true"

You are eaten by bears

"I wish I hadn't forgotten how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album was... I only have the effen tattoo!"

You are unable to think of anything other than how damned good that first Scissor Sisters album is and then are eaten by bears.

I wish for paint.

You get yer paint bt it is coating a bear who promptly eats you



I wish i could get eaten by a bear.

you get eaten by a bear with extremely bad breath. you die before he eats you.

I wish all fire spinners will move to my city

Every last fire spinner moves to Raanana, when they find out that there are no bananas they get really mad and burn yer city.



I wish i could make another wish after this.

You make another wish, but the mods lock the thread before it gets answered.

I wish the mods would lock this thread right now.

They lock this thread and everyone who liked it comes to your house and you are drawn and quartered.

I wish I could have hair that went down to my waist

You get hair to your waist, but it comes from your armpits.

I wish to be happy for the rest of my life

Your life will be over in 3.. 2...1....


I wish my boss wasn't horrible.

Your boss becomes terrible instead

I wish for a cup of tea

the cup of tea is served in a mug of poo

I wish I could go to Disneyland

you get a cup of tea but it's cold and has biscuit crumbs at the bottom!

i wish i had a pony

You have a pony. Unfortunetly, it's stuck in the wardrobe, you can never get it out to ride, you still have to clean up after it, and it grows up deformed. You then get prosecuted by the RSPCA, and banned from keeping pets.

I wish I didn't have to get the train home before I can have dinner, I'm hungry.

you have dinner on the train.. yo get heart burn from rushing to eat it.

i wish i could be in 3 places at once

The mafia makes it so. Your kidney and lung are enjoying their new homes in Laos and Panama, respectively.

I wish for Snad.

you get sand instead....lots of sand, and its dry so you can't make a sandcastle.......sucks about this drought too huh?



I wish for free coleman fuel

You get Free Fuel but light yourself on fire with it.

I wish I knew the lumberjack song.

You suddenly know all the words to the lumberjack song, but you are killed for repeatedly singing it on the train.

I wish I lived in a treehouse

You do, a shoddily constructed one, it falls while yer in it and you break both legs and some ribs.



MMMmmm i wish i had some yummy ribs to eat

You get your ribs, but the animal it came from turns into a zombie and eats you as you eat it...thank god I'm vegan, lol!

I wish it could forever be September 23/24 2007, just those two days repeated for ever untill death do us part.