Corrupt a Wish

I love it, Pogo!

Brenn, you are not feeling run down, and therefore the wonderufl healing properties of CG have no effect on you.


i wish.... i hadn't run out of happy pills.

Next years cosplay might involve a mask, but no cape.

You find out who's been stealing your happy pills, then face the ethical delimna of your needs vs theirs.

I wish I had decent spelling skills...

You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.

I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(

They didn't ignore your last wish, they just didn't care..


I wish I could come to CG too.. and Woodford..

You live in multiple realities and it makes you feel like your brain is being raped by a cat.

I wish I my friend would hurry up and get here.

your friend arrives and brings with them someone you hate.. they want to tell you they don't like you anymore!

i wish i got paid a nice wage to poi

You get a job for poi at a more than decent salary
however you have stolen my job and I kill you in a fit of bloody vengeance.

I wish I had already finished Jane Eyre for college.

Because you killed me in afit of vengeance , i can no long help you finish jane eyre and you are now stuck reading it forever!

I wish i had a yellow crayon

Sure, you can have a yellow crayon. The only one in the world, in fact. And everyone keeps asking you to borrow it...


I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

You find yourself capable of it and it really really hurts

I wish for good things for everyone.

Good things happen to everyone...except you, you die.


I wish id stop dropping my staff.

You stop dropping your staff. Unfortunately you can't put it down. Which leads to a very unfortunate accidental impaling when you go the toilet.

I wish they'd make a new season of wondershowzen.

They make a new season, but it turns into a hybred of Heroes, Lost, House, and America's Next Top Model, thus making zero sense whatsoever and you wish you could reverse your wish but you can't cause that will just corrupt things even worse.

I wish diet Coke could taste exactly like real Coke but still be zero-cal.

Wish granted, but now that they both taste the same, they stop making the non zero calarie one and the coke addicts sue and coke gets bankrupt, thus no more coke is made.

I wish for a bottle of Talcom Powder to step on

You have the bottle and step on it. The powder fills the room and you choke to death.

I wish there was a slice of pepperoni pizza a million miles away in outer space.

you get a bottle of talcom powder, but when you step on it it blows too much powder out and you're blinded by it.

I wish my wish would get corrupted.

You become ambidextrious, but a week later you gain a crippling case of carpel tunnel syndrome.

I wish for animal telepathy like the Beast Master.

You gain this ability but then go mad shortly after due to hearing the annoying chattering of squirrles.


I wish i had some

You get some and "Apply it directly to your forehead" but you read/heard the instructions wrong and it explodes and you die (It saved the world a favour too )

I wish I didn't just waste 3 minutes of my life watching that video.

Time turns back and you decide to skip the video, instead you find a gun to play with for 3 minutes, it takes you 1.6 minutes to find some bullets 1 minute to get yer aim and nerves up, and .4 minutes to finally kill yer dog/cat.



I wish i had nutella

You had nutella. But now it's gone

Because Doc Lightning stole it.


I wish the Ninja Turtles were real.

....they are.






I wish i had a new sock

just one new sock?

ok so you get this 'new sock' only it's full of holes and completely usless.

I wish i have a new pair of etnies

Sure you can have a new sock. Just one though. And it's the only new one you'll ever get again. Take good care of it, now!


I wish work wasn't boring...

Work gets so interesting, you forget to do anything else, including eat, and slowly starve to death.

I wish could take tomorrow off and still get paid.

You take tomorrow off and still get paid . . . WITH PAIN!

I wish I wasn't spending the next five days teaching germans to act when I speak no german.

you don't spend the next 5 days teaching germans how to act, while speaking no german, you spend the next 5 days teaching RUSSIANS how to act, while speaking no russian

i wish i could find a flat and move in to it before xmas, without dying, everyone around me dying, or getting evicted after however long you think of. oh, and without a bomb dropping on the flat either