Corrupt a Wish

you find some and it is super strong , it dyes everything skin, clothes all bodily hair and never washes out, it also gets stronger and stronger until you are one blob of colour.. you are also allergic to it and try to get tattooed back to your normal colour.. it doesn't work!!

I wish i had durbs' poi skills

You become Durbs.

I wish I could stay off the internet long enough to finish my essay on India.

i don't see that being a huge problem lol although i doubt he's want to be me!

India gets lost as soon as you finish the essay, and you get marked down for doing an essay on a country that doesn't exist.

I wish my sister would stop reading over my shoulder.

Granted but then everyone else in your family starts reading over your shoulder while your sister plays with matches and burns the place down.

I wish I have a 1968 shelby mustang in cherry red.

You get the car, but the company thought you actually wanted CHERRYS. So you've got a car covered in Cherry's and each one of them contains some type of explosive powder so if you touch it it goes BOOM and so does your car.

I wish I controlled gravity so I could squish my brother.

Granted, but seeing as you failed to specify a car it turns out to be a feral horse named Shelby born in 1968 and painted cherry red by some maniac.

Now, to buck the trend.

I wish for terrible, terrible things to happen to me.

Corrupt THAT!

You squish him but then everyone hates you for it and never talks you again.


I wish for a performing monkey that uses a guide pony.

I knew that'd happen eventually. . . .

You get the monkey, but it completely upstages you and you give up spinning and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a better rope dart.

You get a better rope dart but you don't get better at rope dart, and knock yourself out every time you try and use it.
Thus fulfilling the wish that terrible things will happen!


I wish for a boy that kisses like a washing machine?!

Ypu get said boy. But despite your fetish for being whirlede around with your head underwater you soon get bored, start an affair with the toaster and promptly get electrocuted.

I wish I attracted as many females as I do males.

You attract females that only want to be your friend.

I wish I has a pet Ewok.

(But nearly all my friends ARE girls. )

You get a pet Ewok, but later discover it's actually my fifteen year old brother and are arrested for human trafficking.

I wish I could stop using the internet and do my essays.

You are able to stop using the internet, but your next essay is about the internet therefore you're now completely screwed.

I wish Ben would move out!!!

Ben moves out, Jerry moves in.......too bad its the mouse.



I wish i could retire, and be finacially stable the rest of my life.

You retire, become finacially stable but you have leprosy and therefore cant write the checks for those bills.


I wish I was in a haunted house.

You live in a haunted house. Unfortunately, it's a carnival ride and pesky tweens keep coming in when you're changing.

I wish I had a pilots liscence....

YOu get the pilots licence (When you can spell it) but unfortunately you didn't read the fine print when signing the forms and you turn our house into a helicopter landing zone and it crushes your room.

I wish everyone still loved me when I say YOU ALL JUST LOST! WHAHAHA!

They do. It's called 'tough love'

I wish I'd stop losing the game

you stop losing THE game, but start losing every other game.


I wish i had a wish that didnt turn out bad.

You got your wish granted, but everyone elses wishes still turn out better.

I wish I had a big red button.

You get yer button but seeing this big red button before you, you cant resist but to press it, which starts a long chain reaction of events, ultimatly, leading to your death, But hey, you got to press the big red button!


I wish i was a moogle.

You get your wish but then somebody turns off the PS2 without saving the game

I wish I had both telepathic and telekinetic powers.

You accidentally make the moon crash down onto your head.

Oh, here's a hard one to corrupt:
I wish there would be a nuclear holocaust that ends all life on this planet.

the nuclear holocaust happens, yet george bush and hillary clinton manage to survive and rebuild society.

I wish the PLAY 2006 dvd would come out already

I'd object that you didn't follow the "all life on this planet" clause but you know, I think you might have that covered.

The dvd comes out and you buy it. It's the wrong country code and you can't return it.

I wish for a bar of soap.

Yeh get the soap and cover your body with it, but then all the water in the universe runs out and you spend the rest of your life with crusty dried soap all over your body.

I wish i could read minds.

when reading your parents minds they start to think about sex.


I wish that I was a famous Hollywood actor.

you become a famous hollywood actor then fall into the pit of drugs and alcohol abuse, You die of an over dose at 33.


I wish i got a new truck