Corrupt a Wish

While humaity stops at the 23/24 of sept the rest of the world contiues to evolve and eventually Skunks take over as the dominant life form thus making 23/24 of sept the 2 smelliest days that the human race has ever encountered.

I wish I had a better job.

You get a better job, you know manually bulls for artificial Insemination.




I wish i never have to do that in my life.

You never have to do THAT in your life but you end up having work in a chicken factory checking the sex of the birds.

I wish I may I wish I might have this wish come true tonight..... I wish the world as we know it crumbles and dies and the only ones left are a sub species of human that closely resembles a cockroach.

All of that happens too bad you arnt around to see it.



I wish i had french toast

You have french toast...but sadly it is a frenchman who has been roasted on a spit and now everybody in France is mobbing to kill you for eating one of their countrymen. Their main weapons are cow trebuchets and rediculously silly taunts.

I wish I was a touring rockstar with many adoring fans.

unfortunatly, i can't grant that wish, moral dilemma, hope you understand.

....ummm wasnt it YOU who brought up the american stereotype topic? :P

I wish poje had the brains to have a wish that I could corrupt so this thread could go on.

Well thats calling the kettle black..... hehe

I wish I had a better computer.

Oh, this is way too easy. Your new super-computer goes totally HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I knew how to craft neon signs.

You learn how to craft neon signs but break one in the process filling the air with gas and glass shards. Your body recks havok on you and the glass creates sore that never heal.

I wish my computer didnt go HAL 9000.

Since I have to corrupt this wish, it's pretty obvious that it still goes HAL 9000 on you.

I wish I didn't have to go pee right now.

Well I suppose you don't really have to go... But you'd probably have to clean up the mess.


I wish I had a handful of magic beans!

You get a handful of amgic beans, but forget this wish and eat them. Then some foreign spiky plant grows in your body and takes over your mind. It kills all of your loved ones and deletes your HoP account (Oh noes!) Then when you have control over your body again...well you can guess the rest.

I wish my hair would self dry.

Your hair gets so good at drying, it starts actually drying the surrounding area.. and you turn Australia into even more of a desert than it already is, before being lynched by an angry mob.

I wish I had a pet, non-vampire duck.

You get a pet duck, which turns out to be a zombie.

I wish for cake

You get poo cake.

Thanks for the Zombie duck, I secretly wanted one

I wish it would stop raining, I'm all soggy.

It stops raining. It starts to hail.

I wish that I had a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphear

you have a silver pocketwatch with a moonphase indicator calibrated to the southern hemisphere, but i stamp on it and it breaks into a thousand tiny pieces

i wish i didn't have a headache

your headache spreads to your entire body and you ache all over... FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had pots and pots full of gold

you have pots and pots full of gold.... fools gold!

thats what you get for making me ache

i wish i could go home

you go home to find out one of yer toys spontaniously cumbusted, burning yer once beautiful home into....well not so much any more.



I wish i may.

Oops, I said the wish spell wrong and now you're just left wishing you might do something random such as crawl on all fours for the rest of eternity.

I wish my hands wern't so freakin cold!

Your hands are on fire.

I wish that obsidian was white.

obsidian was white, but over time it faded to an off cream....it just wasnt the same.

i wish i could cease the existance of time at will.

You do, but you can't start it again...

I wish I had a large cake of cream

you have a large cake of cream, but it falls off the table and splatters all over the floor, where a random dog comes by and licks it all up.

i wish my cat was alive

You receive said cake, in the traditional clown stunt of throwing cream cake at a person's face.

I wish this wish was incorruptible. Ha!

the wish is incorruptible.... but you wait for something to happen (since is what usually happens when one makes a wish) and you die of old age

same wish as above

you're cat comes back from the dead and creates a zombie cat army and takes over the world enslvaing all of humanity.

I wish I remembered sociology

You remember sociology but forget your own name.

I wish I had breakfast.