Corrupt a Wish

too bad coz to corrupt this wish i have to pick on you even more *evil laugh *

i wish everything was back to normal

Everything is back to normal, but only for a second, when you blink everything is in utter chaos.

I wish every time I fall someone is there to catch me.

every time you fall someone is there to catch you ... unfortunately its cactus man ( i like your wish )

i wish everything goes to plan

It does.

MY plan. MUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I was still asleep.

you *are* still asleep

but youre dreaming about the game

i wish i had another biscuit

You have another biscuit, but it is awful and stale.

I wish I got get something right for once.

You get something right, but as you were aiming to do something wrong, it doesn't work anyway.

I wish my hair was more blue than black!

It is now more blue than black as is you skin and quite frankly you look like a smurf

I wish for the sky to fall.

A piece of the sky falls and we are all sucked into a black hole with the flying bunnies.

I wish the world was perfect in everyone's eyes.

We all become the stars in each of our own movies Everythign works out all the time just how everyone wants....which leads to a cunundrum of effect with out the cause and the world implodes.


I wish for a snausage

You get a vegan snausage.. and it tastes funky.

I wish... I had a Cello.

You get a BEAUTIFUL new cello and you sit down to play and bring the bow across te strings and the....c-string snaps and whips you in the eye. Your eyeball hurts immensely for a couple minutes before falling out to the ground. In shock, you don;t notice the increasing push of the cello against you and it knocks you out of your seat and crushes you beneath it.



I wish i were an oscar mayer weiner.

You are an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Buuut, You constantly have to run from dogs and people trying to eat you.

I wish I had chocolate.

you had chocolate but you ate it and now you have none

i wish i could put cling film on my own back

You put cling film on your own back (totally not asking why) but it doesn't cling... and falls to the floor seconds later.

I wish people found it normal to put nutella on a grilled cheese...

It is now normal to put nuttela on grilled cheese but one day the grilled cheese burns your mouth so badly that you are no longer able to taste anything.

I wish that I held the world in the palm of my hand. Mwah Ha Ha!!!

your hands grow to giant proportions and the world can now fit into it unfortunatly you can no longer blow your nose and you suffocate on snot

i wish she would stop playing games

WiccanChica the cling film was to cover my new tattoo

She stops playing games of all kinds.. but now it is utterly boring and you loose whatever is left of your sanity.

I wish hot coco didn't burn my mouth the first few sips

(Bodhisattva, I totally knew that -innocent smile- but that's awesome)

The hot coco doesn't burn your mouth after the first few sips but now it burns you when you at least expect it like the 5th or seventh sip.

I wish the world was like a video game that I knew the cheats to

Life is now precisely like a video game, sadly that game is Resident Evil so there are zombies crawling out from every nook can cranny... sadly the only cheats available are to make yourself completely naked.

I wish humans hadn't tainted the earth.