Corrupt a Wish

It turns out that Pojes dreams are everyone else's reality and everyone becomes so mad at you that they force you to be the fourth clown for the rest of your life.


I wish I owned a ferret farm.

You are now the pround owner of a giant evil mutant ferrit farm. Good luck.

I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion.

You get given the Playboy Mansion in a massive competition, however you just get the building in a ruined state.

I wish I could have uncorruptable wishes!

But you cant..... so even this wish blows up in your face....

I wish I wasnt gone for so long.

you wher gone for much longer than you think.

I wish for a purple elephant.

You get a purple elephant that smells like grapes but puts you in its mouth every chance it gets.

I wish I could write the ultimate zombie movie.

you do, so ultimate that it becomes reality and your brain gets eaten.

i wish for a superman smiley.

you get a superman smiley but it flies off and gets shot by kryptonite.

I wish I had some ultimate poi!

You get some ultimate poi and you hit yourself in the head with them and forget how to spin.

I wish for a bottle of Sprite.

You get sprite, but its poisoned and you get sick for three months.

I wish I could live with my beloved sister!!

wish granted... too bad it's the sister you never knew you had and she's absolutely eeeevil and you turn into a cinderella story.. without the good part.

I wish i wasnt sick anymore

An Aussle slang misunderstanding makes you not 'sick' in the good way, so, while you're still not very well, you're no longer cool, and no-one likes you.

I wish my housemate wasn't a rabid animal rights activist..

all animals die .. now your flatmate is a manic depressive

i wish i could sit in full lotus

You shrink small enough to sit inside a full lotus

I wish I held a wold record.

a 12" single appears in your hand by a band called The Wold (although you probably wanted a world record so corrupted your own wish )

i wish just one of my wishes would come true

Your wish does come true but it has been corrupted, so quite frankly the results suck.


I wish I had thumbs on my feet.

you wake up bent double with your thumbs grafted to your feet

i wish i had more space ?

You have more space.. So much space you get lost and starve.

I wish I could go somewhere

you go somewhere but can't find your way home , and starve

i wish WiccanChica wasn't so bad

I'm not so bad, but I turn into a total goody goody two-shoes and annoy everyone.

I wish bodhisattva didn't pick on me.