Corrupt a Wish

You get loads more licorice and eat it all at once till it gives you the runs

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish a few posts back!

You remember to make a wish, but it doesn't come true as I, heaven forbid, corrupt it.

You end up with a lot of charcoaled cake though!

I wish I hadn't woken up nautious for the last three days.

you woke up maximus instead.

I wish I could think of moderatly amusing wishes to make.

You make a wish that involves pointing out brenn's mis-use of the word nautious, He becomes very upsets and sicks 3639 bees and a hairy lobster on you.


I wish it was halloween

So Do I you should come to my Halloween party and get sloshed. However Your over there and I'm over here and Unless you can get here in the next hour or three, I'm afraid you'll miss out. Happy Hlloween.

I also Wish that it was Halloween

It is halloween. Which means that the universe is suddenly out of synch by about 6 months which creates a fatal flaw in spacetime and we all get transported to random points of discontinuity. Some of us don't even notice.

I wish my big yellow fish hadn't died.

It mutated into an air breathing, flesh eating creature.

I wish that hadn't sounded so much like the fate of Hamamelis's fish

I wish it hadn't either.. My fishes are busy dropping dead, and it's all the fault of this thread.
In fact, I think I'm going to sue.
None have become zombies yet though..

I wish my feet would stop hurting.

Your feet fall off.

I wish my fish tank had fish in it. This wish may have already been corrupted and turned into a zombie.

Your tank has one fish in it, a great white shark. When the authorities discover you have no license a lengthy, boring, expensive, time consuming bout of litigation ensues. You are needless to say bored, broke and old by the time this whole tragedy concludes. *cracks knuckles and revels in not having killed/possessed any fish*

I wish for a shpadoinkle day

at the dotors you suddenly realise that your doctor must have issues if he calls an enama a shapadoinkle.

I wish that I had some hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.

According to the Modern Dictionary of UK Slang, 'shpadoinkle' now means: long, pointless, and infested with shrews.

I wish the clothes dryer wasn't broken.

Your dryer is fixed, but immediately sabotaged by darkfyre's pounded, fermented tuber taro paste. Leaving you both with nothing but a limp. A real bad one...in both legs

I wish for summer

It's summer but only in tempurture, the earth is moving closer to the sun and it's already getting to be in the 100's everyday


I wish it wasn't getting hot already.

you move to the arctic circle and you never get hot ever again.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

You are well and full of energy bouncing around the house and you have no where to go you are getting so board and restless everyone else is busy

Wish i had friends to talk to

Your new friends are adamant HoPpers

I wish that I had means to buy a new firestaff.

You aquire some really mean people, who buy a new firestaff and play with it in front of you, but won't let you have a turn.

I wish I had a new book to read.

You get given a new book you get all excited you sit down to have a good read as you open the pages your heart sinks its not in english


Wish i could stay in bed all day instead of going to work

you stay in bed all day....everyday...for the next 6 months. Your muscles atrophy and when you finally get outta bed you promptly fall to the ground....can't spin any more either.


I wish blackrose was able to spin again.