Of course, you know a 4 syllable cat name's going to turn to 640 syllables when you're looking for the cat around dinner time, so you'll have to give it a short name too..
So Apostrophe's going to become:
a) Possy (beats standing at your front door yelling
pussy 
)
b) Appy (neighbours are going to think surely you could have done better than calling your cat Happy.. which you didn't..)
c)Phe, Phephe (A bit.. poodle.. but yeah.. poodle.)
d)Trophy (wot tha?)
e)Puss (what cats all end up being called anyway..)
And and! In the event that the cat does something naughty in the way of peeing say, on your bed- you can 'discover' it with a friend and throw the 'Apostrophe left a punctuation mark' line.
