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#798152 - 01/12/06 12:09 PM can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes???
alien_oddity Offline
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discuss???

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#798153 - 01/12/06 12:27 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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Only if I could take a BIG broadsword on board so that it can be easily seen and not hidden away....
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#798154 - 01/12/06 12:33 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Neon_Shaolin]
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Only in the USA

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#798155 - 01/12/06 12:45 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Stone]
Dentrassi Offline
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Loc: Brisbane
you could try smuggling it in your shoes...
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#798156 - 01/12/06 12:51 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Dentrassi]
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Great ideae dentrassi




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#798157 - 01/12/06 12:59 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Dentrassi]
alien_oddity Offline
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Registered: 31/12/04
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 Written by: Dentrassi


you could try smuggling it in your shoes...



i was thinking about swallowing pellets...........most mules get through wit 18 packets..........50LBs shou;d be no problem

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#798158 - 01/12/06 09:22 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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Registered: 14/06/06
Loc: Norf London
*THIS IS THE FBI, YOU ARE BEING MONITORED*

OK, joke, but in all seriousness, it wouldn't surprise me if they were. Discussing getting semtex on a plane might attract some attention. Or am I paranoid?
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#798159 - 02/12/06 12:07 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Sambo_Flux]
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remembers when it was all fields round here

Registered: 27/02/03
Loc: in the works... somewhere...
I doubt your chances with semtex.
Radioactive substances, however...
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#798160 - 02/12/06 12:27 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Spanner]
Larry Offline
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Registered: 26/10/05
Loc: Hull!
while on my last trip to america, about half way through the plane journey i open up my bag to get out a deck of cards and realise i've brought a big ass packet of flash paper and an igniter with me. i was somewhat worried i'd got this on the plane.
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#798161 - 02/12/06 12:27 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Spanner]
animatEd Offline
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Registered: 31/08/04
Loc: Bristol UK
Hmmm... I wonder... Maybe I should try with some fuel for spinning first...

I know, I'll start a thread!!

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#798162 - 02/12/06 01:48 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: animatEd]
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Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
as long at you pack it in small containers under 100ml and carry it in a clear plastic bag then you should have no trouble bringing it on a plane or put it in a yoyo, no-one had any problems with mine when I flew 3 weeks ago it COULD have been an explosive with a long fuse
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#798163 - 02/12/06 05:46 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Mynci]
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Registered: 02/01/04
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 Written by: wiki:



1.Semtex is a taurine-containing energy drink manufactured in the Czech Republic.

2.DJ Semtex is also a BBC hip-hop disc jockey and producer from the UK.

3.Semtex is a general-purpose plastic explosive.





1. I would assume so

2. No. I would imagen it would be very messy. Also opens you up to torture/murder charges.

3. Do you even need an answer to this?!


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#798164 - 02/12/06 05:48 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: _Aimée_]
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lol strange thread... but i wonder if it is possible...
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#798165 - 02/12/06 06:45 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Minispin]
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Loc: Belfast
Spanner... good point lady!!

Semtex is sooooo late 80s, early 90s.

Radioactive material is where it's at nowadays.
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#798166 - 02/12/06 08:45 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: _Clare_]
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What kinda gets me is 'general purpose plastic explosive'.

As far as i know, plastic explosive only has one purpose - blowing stuff up. Or can you use it for other purposes, like a doorstop?
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#798167 - 02/12/06 08:47 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: _Clare_]
alien_oddity Offline
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Registered: 31/12/04
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well this thread was started as a joke about the "can i take parrafin/kero on a plane"

and it wouldn't suprise me if mi5 where watching me everybody is being watched, from your mobile phone to your credit card you are traceable

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#798168 - 02/12/06 08:49 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: MiG]
alien_oddity Offline
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Registered: 31/12/04
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 Written by: MiG


What kinda gets me is 'general purpose plastic explosive'.

As far as i know, plastic explosive only has one purpose - blowing stuff up. Or can you use it for other purposes, like a doorstop?





semtex makes a nice replacement fuel source for camping stoves as it burns quite well........ and wont explode

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#798169 - 02/12/06 10:46 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: alien_oddity]
JauntyJames Offline
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Registered: 22/12/04
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Well, you could just put it in your pockets if your pants are baggy enough.
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#798170 - 03/12/06 12:34 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: JauntyJames]
crowley2 Offline
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Registered: 22/11/05
Loc: Uk, Essex, Clacton
ud be amazed at wot u could get away with while traveling to ireland i had in my carry luggage a pair of hancuffs (no not for what ur thinking they were for a practical joke we were gonna play on sm1) anyway i managed to get these on to the plane i didnt notice till i went to get my book

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#798171 - 03/12/06 06:00 PM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: crowley2]
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Registered: 20/07/01
Loc: Melbourne Australia
"I find it surprising that some people do not consider all uses of explosives to be recreational" can't remember who said it.
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#798172 - 04/12/06 12:01 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: JeStEr]
poig Offline
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Registered: 19/06/06
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On my way back to england from some country, the metal detector thing beeped at me but no-one took notice
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#798173 - 04/12/06 02:35 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: poig]
Minispin Offline
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yer well andy its highly unlikely that a 14 yr old is gunna be carrying a weapon or somin dangerous
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#798174 - 04/12/06 02:50 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Minispin]
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#798175 - 04/12/06 03:00 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: crowley2]
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Registered: 21/07/03
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 Written by: crowley2


ud be amazed at wot u could get away with while traveling to ireland i had in my carry luggage a pair of hancuffs (no not for what ur thinking they were for a practical joke we were gonna play on sm1)



i was thinking for doing escapes...what were YOU thinking!!
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#798176 - 04/12/06 03:25 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: Rouge Dragon]
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Registered: 27/01/06
Loc: Wisconsin
my mother has a metal knee and can go through the metal detectors, but when i was at the washington cty courthouse my ummmm chest beeped
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#798177 - 04/12/06 10:00 AM Re: can i take small ammouts of semtex on planes??? [Re: faith enfire]
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Registered: 16/05/05
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Just before we went to the airport to fly home from Kenya, I bought a life sized silicone rubber frog, that lights up when you squash it, and I put it in my top pocket.

There were some government officials flying on our plane, so as well as being held up for an hour waiting for them to turn up, we had to go through something like 7 metal detectors and X-Ray machines. I'd have to remove my shoes and belt each time. I was nervous that one of the armed guards would be worried at me having a hand at the waistband of my trousers, after just setting the metal detectors off, and tell me to put my hands up. This would have been most embarrasing, as my trousers had a rather large waistband, and I usually go commando.

After finding out at the first metal detector that the frog set them off, I'd take it out of my pocket, and put it in the tray.

This provided great amusement and took the edge off being annoyed by the delay and excessive security, as Kenyans appear to be terrified of frogs.

As soon as anyone saw it they'd shriek, and jump backwards, then cautiously approach it and give it a poke, at which point they'd shriek and jump again, as it feels so wierd and lights up. One of the security staff was chasing the others round with it at one point.

I dread to think of the chaos that I could have caused with this and the cabin crew
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