Txt wars

This is a new start from me (bubbles), pete (flashpoint who is currently playing with a jewled dild*) and cantus who is playing with my straighteners. i feel abused.

anyways, these txt wars, an idea we created whuile drunk, all good for my bday, (pete leavd my nipples alone) anyways the txt wars idea was created after cantus deciede to tx hoppers, abusing my reputation, so i, as a mature adult, decided to txt back! and let those he txt know, that i am an inocent, and that cantus is the evil one!


let it start now, hopefully with you minions, not with then influence of alcohol, because it is bad, but you may,. from now on, with the unofficial power of hop, abuse (in a nice way) your fellow hoppers, and have a good time.

apparently me and cantus are getting married........WHATEVER

I'd like to point out at this juncture, that I am very drunk, and so is everyone else, and any texts that you may have recieved over the past hour are the result of drunk people who don't know better.

Saying that, i'm a penguin.



Cantus says Hi...

ps Jenna says sorry in about five hours time...

I have never met any of the people involved. And have never been on home of poi.


Ooh a stale sandwich....

Uncle Pete smells of prostitutes....

No i dont you naughty monkey. Go to your room...

Does this explain why I got a text informing me that I lost?

Oh yeah...forgot about that...so did I! Silly drunkards!
I dunno...the youth of today....

*tuts*

I also received a text message from Bubbles saying:

"You just lost"

which woke me up at 5.18am! That must be one of the most unfair losses ever

I also received another at 5.30am saying that Bubbles is a good girl. It also included mention of a certain HoPer's preference of sheep due to their tendency to be as receptive to sexual advances as young females are

Hope you had a good birthday

Yup. 5.16am for me!

numptys! :rollseyes!

worse than mine I got one at 05.22. ahh

I then hoped said jen had passed out and decided to text her back at about 0800 this morning.

yay I'm loved

Good thing then that none of you have my Aussie number right now


(sits and waits)

im feeling wicked! but cantus is sick he is excited for the fact its a new experience!

i feel bad now sorry guys!

but it is a fun game

has to win a prize for one of the most drunken posts ever on hop, but i dont know if its exactly PG, a jeweled WHAT?

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ahhh - that explains why Catnuts informed someone I'd never heard of thought I was a wh@re at 4.48 in the morning

Yay for drunk people with phones

*falls on the floor laughing*

ahh you guys must be so bored.

*wonders which one of them has my number*

Does this mean that if I were to swap my spanish Sim card for my english one, I'd have messages on there?

well that would explain why i woke up to a text from cantus saying- jenna says you're a wh0re....really put me in a great mood for the day.
I then also got the one about cantus liking sheep.

thought it was only me and Pink who get really drunk and text random things to hoppers.

Bloody hell I'm glad this one passed me by

I wasn't playing with it in the usual sense. I was waving it in the air like a lightsaber(tm) and grinning...

Sorry guys!

How strange... All i can say is i was quite, quite drunk...But then i was still drinking at 8am. It was a deeply odd night all round.


I don't recall any sheep. I don't recall the whore text either. But it would go a long way to explaining the 2 death threats i've had today...

Ahh Becci I got the "Jenna says your a whore" text too.. can't say I was particularly thrilled...

Luckily it takes an earthquake followed by a flood to wake me up, I awoke to about 12 texts from my phone, Cantus I take it you've given up your drinking ban

Yeah, my first thought was "but i didnt thik cantus drank"

I was also told I am a whore by Catnuts on Jens behalf at 5.50 am.

I am not.

glad you guys are getting up to mischief