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#779151 - 10/10/06 09:08 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces **** [Re: Dedphrog]
sketch Offline
Empirically random...

Registered: 16/05/06
Loc: Lincoln
oooh! i also have my motorbike.....errr.....i mean.... chariot of steel, which gives us the capability to chase off chavs and boyracers. i need a lance........

Cavalry! anyone else have a trusty steed to ride into battle?
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"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star, Come from afar, far away state of mind, open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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#779152 - 10/10/06 10:28 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: sketch]
MikefromGlos Offline
Hitman

Registered: 10/07/06
Loc: Gloucester England
Can i enlist as the person in charge of music platoon but we can blast the enemy out with really cool music and throw partys with lots of music so i propose a music platoon for fun and kick ass partys.

WE shall play music in the air, the sea, the hills and the beachs we shall not not party
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he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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#779153 - 10/10/06 11:20 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: MikefromGlos]
Zehcrec Offline
newbie

Registered: 20/09/06
Loc: Devonport
Hmm I think I'd like to inlist the 221 balloons in the lounge room... can we use them too? (I'd think there is an easier way than climbing over the table to get to the back yard )
So Balloons ahoy!

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#779154 - 11/10/06 02:24 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Zehcrec]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
*muses*

The way I see it, to invade another board is just about as lame as the innvasion made on us. And the best way to deal with 'em is to not get riled up like a few members did, but to ignore/mildly mock them.

Having said that, I'm up for conscip... I mean, joining up!

I got me some military training (what with me going to posh schol and all) and I have erm... nice hugs!

Where do I sign?
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#779155 - 11/10/06 04:39 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
invading another board? who is invading boards?

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#779156 - 11/10/06 06:51 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
Paul....oops...was going by you saying somewhere that you were 27. You're still a nut!!!

No prob...not that hard to fix!!!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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#779157 - 11/10/06 06:54 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: FoxInDocs]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
 Written by: FoxInDocs


ooh ooh! i want astrology thing! pick me!



Geez!!! Birthdate and time...

Same for you Paul...a time would narrow it down more.


Oooh...Rougie...got my Pops shotgun at the ready.....them rednecks don't have a chance!!!


Edited by fyrespirit (11/10/06 06:57 AM)
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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#779158 - 11/10/06 07:31 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy]
Seabadger Offline
member

Registered: 16/08/06
 Written by: Dyke Boy


hooray!!!!

right then, i need gunners (for the cheesecake cannons) steersmen, deckhands, and a ships cook, and a cat OR monkey, NO PARROTS. they poo on me

oh and we sail in our sloops, which look like this



under this flag of Piracy, which look like this YARR!!!




Ok, I'll be the ship's monkey! Though none of my previous experience actually comes anywhere neaer to that kind of boat... http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/images/laser4000.jpg

Woo, yer I'll hug everyone into submission!!

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#779159 - 11/10/06 07:48 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Seabadger]
=Flashpoint= Offline
Pasta of Muppets

Registered: 01/09/04
Loc: in the interwebs...
I would like to enlist please.

Could I have the rank of Obersturmbanfuhrer and design tanks.

I shall use this as the basic framework...



It will be armed with these:


And these:



And be accompanied by a detachment of these:

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#779160 - 11/10/06 08:33 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: =Flashpoint=]
Clairebe Offline
Destroyer of kitchen appliances

Registered: 27/01/05
Loc: Liverpool, UK
I would like to enlist! Where do I sign?

Diversionary tactics would be good. I'll confront the enemy with one of these...




...and while they're oooing and ahhhing over how cute it is, we can blast them with the cheesecake cannons.
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#779161 - 11/10/06 09:13 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Clairebe]
Perraforde Offline
Its Wet and Cold

Registered: 04/07/06
Loc: Somewhere far,far away......
*puts hand up in the air*

Pick me pick me

I can help, im not really that good at anything but I can cook all the cheesecakes for the cannons and i like a good pillow missile
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Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy

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#779162 - 11/10/06 09:58 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Perraforde]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
I say we smack 'em with frozen fish!!!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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#779163 - 11/10/06 11:57 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Bek66]
miesta Offline
member

Registered: 13/09/06
em? whos the biff between again?

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#779164 - 11/10/06 12:55 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: miesta]
GitasGuy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 06/06/06
Loc: Brisbane
It started as a beef against Rednecks.... but i think we are just preparing for the day when we can take over the world with hippy hugs and pillow bombs. You can never be to prepared!!!
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#779165 - 11/10/06 02:24 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: GitasGuy]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
And quite frankly, I think our nekkid glomping platoon would scare the bejeebuz out of ANYONE!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#779166 - 11/10/06 03:07 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
The rednecks would just gawk and turn to salt!!!

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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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#779167 - 11/10/06 04:20 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Bek66]
FoxInDocs Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Adelaide, SA
salt?
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"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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#779168 - 11/10/06 06:52 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: FoxInDocs]
Brenn Offline
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.

Registered: 28/06/04
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
a pillar of salt!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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#779169 - 11/10/06 07:26 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: GitasGuy]
Mr Majestik Offline
coming to a country near you

Registered: 09/03/04
Loc: home of the tiney toothy bear
here's the beer

infact i think he may be willing to join us!
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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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#779170 - 12/10/06 01:26 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Arnwyn]
BlazeOn Offline
newbie

Registered: 10/10/06
Loc: Brisbane
*Saunters up to the recruiting table*

It's about time this army found some altitude and musculature...

*slaps on army cap*

*looks general rouge up and down*

and i don't mid following eye candy either...

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#779171 - 12/10/06 01:35 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: BlazeOn]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
*looks up*

*looks up*

*gets on 3 steps*

*looks pte gareth in the eye*

Flattery will get you everywhere

Welcome to the HoP Armed Forces!

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#779172 - 12/10/06 05:35 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Rouge Dragon]
CalvinKlown Offline
Eunathist

Registered: 30/05/06
Loc: Hy Brasil - For real now.
Private Nicoli Ivanovich reporting for duty.
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Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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#779173 - 12/10/06 11:31 AM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: CalvinKlown]
miesta Offline
member

Registered: 13/09/06
go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow.

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#779174 - 12/10/06 12:13 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: miesta]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
Ya'll are just tooooooo much!!!!!!!


Have you actually ever seen a real redneck?

I live with them every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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#779175 - 12/10/06 12:45 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Bek66]
mcp Offline
Flying Water Muppet

Registered: 20/05/03
Loc: Edin-borrow.
Can we have a cold war, that turns into a nicely warm war when we give our enemies hot water bottles to put on their tummies and heat up their hands on?
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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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#779176 - 12/10/06 04:20 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: mcp]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
Can I go to sleep now?
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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#779177 - 12/10/06 11:31 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: miesta]
CalvinKlown Offline
Eunathist

Registered: 30/05/06
Loc: Hy Brasil - For real now.
 Written by: psyboy


go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow.



"That guy" is me! Playing out last saturday.

Might change it to something less scarey and more deadly.


Edited by ArthurBrown (13/10/06 12:07 AM)
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#779178 - 13/10/06 01:40 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: CalvinKlown]
miesta Offline
member

Registered: 13/09/06
oop sorry. it fitted the topic perfectly! its a great photo.

ive met some rednecks, lovely caring people yeh?

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#779179 - 13/10/06 01:51 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: miesta]
Bek66 Offline
Future Mrs Pogo

Registered: 27/08/06
Loc: The wrong place
What rednecks did you meet, dude!
The ones I deal with every day are anything but!

Oh...a joke for ya!!!!

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

A good ol boy raises livestock...
A redneck gets emotionally attatched!!!


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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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#779180 - 13/10/06 02:03 PM Re: HoP Armed Forces [Re: Bek66]
miesta Offline
member

Registered: 13/09/06
i was joking, i know what rednecks are...the enemy! i live in a remote town with heaps.
i think we should recruit some livestock due to this new information. we can lure the rednecks into a trap. get some good ol' boys to start raising!
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