HoP Armed Forces

Clearly, you cover them with the ducks. Duh.
Or with glad wrap- sometimes ducks can be hard to control.

Okay...duck-covered people and a duck-covered duck... shouldn't be too hard to do!

*readies glad-wrap lassoo*

Wait... Just how is this going to protect us from Rouge and her rifle?

Cover the people with the duck!

no! oh no! I won't shoot the duck!

No animals are to be harmed in the retreival of my tank!!!!!

Ok, good, so the ducks have saved us once again.
*Walks off singing 'guns don't kill duckings, ducklings kill ducklings'*

no! noone should kill ducklings! duckings are cute!

And tasty!

I'm am sorry for leaving you to your own vices, General. As i can well see now that was a mistake and i should of known you could lead people,

You just don't have the discipline. Look it only took you 3 posts from being mean to loving ducks.... Were is the commitment!!! Very disappointing.

*all said while poking pointer finger in the sternum like good "Generals" would do*

As opposed to running away and leaving his post?

I'm not scared of a chicken like you

My Post!!! I resent that, i have never left my post. I just haven't had anyone come and ask for my opinion, which you should know now the only true way to go!!

is "leaving his post" in the sense of
a) deserting a place he was supposed to stay at?
b) forgetting the piece of wood and leaving it lying around somewhere lige Gidg and her pogo stick, General and the tank keys?
c) entering a electronic message on the bulletin board?
d) all of the above?
e) none of the above?


Anyway, back to the ducklings - ducks always come with down (unless they're a plucked duck), so putting the ducks with the people already protect us because the people are down. Army types always lie down when someone is shooting at them.
Doh!

*groans*

you didn't answer the question!
twas a sirrius question - i is easily confuzzled!

They lie down to avoid the bullets, or because they've failed to do so - genios!

General Rouge! Control your troops I say!
Gidg has been attacking me with chocolate milk all day!

yeah, but you deserved it

No I didn't! She's just mean. besides, she was then one rolling though people's threads in your tank and generally wreaking havok!

Lookie lookie what i got...

the little man looks like john cleese!!

<manny> There was a little man! </manny>

Ok, so just to clarify that I do have organisational skills when I chose to employ them;

Under the command of Four-Star General RougeDragon (I need to give myself room to promote myself!) we have:

FoxInDocs
Brenn – captain, attack bee trainer
Mjk – deserter, klinger
Sketch – lieutenant, cavalry
Pogo69 – major general
Sambo_flux
Neon Shaolin – assigned inquisitor
Mcp
Firetramp
Dunc – head of glomp platoon
Dyke boy – admiral
Arnwyn
Clare – spy
MiG – wing commander
Toobie – airforce
Jeff(fake)
The_mods_stole_my_name – airforce
Fyrespirit –lieutenant, admiral
fNi – glomping platoon
asena – chemical and biological warfare; cups of tea and spliffs
freyaJ
monkoy
lost83spy – airforce
gitasguy – chaplain
dedphrog – nekkid platoon
mikefromglos – music
zehcrec
FRD
Seabadger – ship monkey
Flashpoint – tank designer
Clairebe
Perraforde
BlazeOn
ArthurBrown
Poig - coproral
Georgemc – sergeant
Johnnyrok
Adya_miriyana – airforce reconnaissance (fairie squad)
basstones
ryo_ken – tail mass enjoyment
ayellayen
firetom
steaks
pitman- sheep cavalry
wooktastic
Clarence quack
pineapple pete – kinger2

There have also been some people wandering in an out who have not made their intentions clear and therefore would need to let me know where they stand.

You will notice that there are two admirals. Given that dykeboy is rarely around, i do not see this as a problem. Also, due to MiG's absence of late, Georgemc is now in charge of the airforce.

and so!

ROLLCALL!!!!!!

Captain Brenn reporting! I HAS A BUCKET!


of Bees.

Point_Blank and his cluster bomb bubble plane circling overhead, prepared to drop bubbles when/where necessary

Hmmm, should I sign up or stay freelance?

a curse on all your tye dye shirts!, i want to go home.....

sign up! sign up! More job security if you join compared to that freelance stuff

private pidge signing up for duty!

i want to enlist........and it doesnt look like you have a Demolition Squad. Also it doesnt appear that there is anyone that is able to initiate Wing Attack Plan R if not i think i should be in charge of that too.

Doesn't look like you have any scouts either - you guys are gonna run into many many ambushes!

So here I am; Captain Jarle and the 1st Ranger platoon, reporting for duty!