In My Pants

The Flaming Lips have some pretty good ones:

The Gash in my pants
She don't use jelly in my pants
Race for the prize in my pants
This here giraffe in my pants

For that matter, The Flaming Lips in my pants works pretty well, too.

How about some They Might Be Giants?

Meet James Ensor in my pants.
Particle Man in my pants (how embarassing!)
Purple Toupee in my pants
The Statue Got Me High in my pants
Why does the Sun Shine in my pants?
They'll Need a Crane in my pants (so much for Particle Man! )
Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head in my pants
We're the Replacements in my pants
Spider in my Pants
Clap Your Hands in my pants

And my favorite:
Doctor Worm in my pants

TMBG rock Doc.... Good choices.

back streets back in my pants (are we surprised?)
true love waits in my pants- radiohead
beautiful boy in my pants - John Lennon
what a feeling in my pants- DJ bobo
The ghost of a good thing in my pants- dashboard confessionals
almost cut my hair in my pants
exploration of space in my pants
you're not alone in my pants
we've got a big mess on our hands in my oant

gimme some lovin' in my pants
soul finger in my pants
messin' with the kid in my pants
I got everything I need in my pants
rubber biscuit in my pants
shotgun blues in my pants
groove me in my pants
flip flop and fly in my pants
she caught the katy in my pants
shake a tail feather in my pants
the old landmark in my pants
who's making love in my pants
green onions in my pants
from the bottom in my pants
I can't turn you loose in my pants
(all from the blues brothers soundtrack)

Santa claus is selling crack in my pants (nuclear rabbit)
The san fransisco treat in my pants (nuclear rabbit)
Shiny button in my pants (nuclear rabbit)

big balls in my pants (ac/dc)

You're pitiful in my pants (Weird Al)

Big in Japan in my pants (Tom Waits
temptation in my pants (tom waits)
Innocent when you dream in my pants (tom waits)
the black rider in my pants (tom waits)
hang on st. christopher in my pants (tom waits
frank's wild years in my pants (tom waits)
way down in the hole in my pants (tom waits)
Jesus gonna be here in my pants (tom waits)
I don't wanna grow up in my pants (tom Waits)

Horsell common and the heat ray in my pants (War of the worlds soundtrack)
The Red weed in my pants (War of the worlds soundtrack)

The Beast Man in my pants - Etnica

London Bridge is Falling Down in my pants.
You Are My Sunshine in my pants.
Mary Had a Little Lamb in my pants.

So many classics...

two hookers and an 8 ball in my pants - mindless self indulgence

Sympathy for the devil in my pants - Rolling stones
Come together in my pants - Beatles
I wont be back down in my pants - Tom Petty
You could have been a lady in my pants - April Wine
Little bones in my pants - The tragically hip
Touch me in my pants - The doors

Ooooh! This is so much fun!! lol

One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters in my pants

Converting Vegitarians in my pants

Ahhh, Bon Jovi:
Always in my pants
Bed of roses in my pants
Keep the faith in my pants
You gave love a bad name in my pants
Slippery when wet in my pants


Other ones...
No-one wins the war in my pants (Reuben)
Deadly Lethal Ninja Assasin in my pants (Reuben)
Sk8er boi in my pants (Avril ming ming ming ming))
Schism in my pants (Tool)
MIA in my pants (MIA)
F**k the pain away in my pants (Peaches)
Drink the water in my pants (Jack Johnson)
The Crowd in my pants (Cat Empire)

Oh the fun

Hot Topic is not Punk..... in my pants

Santas coming to town in my pants....

Dashing through the snow in my pants

And Personal Jesus in my pants......

heh. Slight variant of this game, using HoP thread titles. Thus:

Corrupt a wish in my pants
Most embarrasing work moments in my pants
The nerdgasm thread in my pants...

You Make Me Feel Like Dancin' In My Pants

Rasputin in my pants - Boney B
Sirens in my pants - Dizzee Rascal
Touch my bum in my pants - Cheeky Girls
Summer Holiday in my pants - Cliff Richard
Combine Harvester in my pants - The Wurzles
Peaches in my pants - The Presidents of the USA
Lump in my pants - The Presidents of the USA

XTC in my pants (Polysics)
This Love in my pants (pantera)
My God in YOUR pants (pennywise)
Not all who wonder are lost in my pants (Devil Driver)
Wake up in my pants (tim Armstrong)
Among the Dead in my pants (tim armstrong)
Violent Pornography in my pants (System of a down)
Suicide and other comforts in my pants (cradle of filth)

Umbrella in my pants (Rihanna) (Is that an umbrella in your pants, or...?)
Enjoy the Silence in my pants (Depeche Mode)
Pour Some Sugar on Me in my pants (L.A. Guns)

well crap, now you got me doing it...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love in my pants
Don't Worry Be Happy in my pants
Sweet Caroline (bum bum bummm) in my pants