The Official Male HoP Auction!

OOOooh, for Mr Majestik I bid the following:

A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich

I'll meet your bid of:
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
And a sandwhich

And raise it:
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses

Along with my origional bid of:
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another

hmm, i must say that blu_valley seems to have done her research, or has guessed very well! the bid by FSA is quite nice, except i already have a surf board, i dont think i could really use two........;)

do we have an afvance on FSA's bid?

I did my research!!!

Ok, I have already bid:
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich

I will meet FSA's bid of:
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another

and raise it to include:
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house

I bid:

My bid of:
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another

blu_valley's:
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house

And I'll raise it:
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one mroe

i'm starting to really like this auction!

Ok...uhm,the combined bid of :
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more

And up that to include:
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate any big wave and the title of 'legend'
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes

All the bids which stand at:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to to be a big wave rider without ever faulting and the title of 'legend'
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes

And I'll add:
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet

Current collective bid of:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate the big waves of your choice and become a legend
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet

And I will up the bid to include:
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
5 of the seven seas
a space ship
a submarine
the ability to breath under water
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
a plastic snowflake
an almost-new sticky back note
a pool of jelly
perfect waves every tuesday
and a massage.

That is my final raised bid...unless FSA offers more, in which case I will match it!!!

I add to blu's bid my mental health and sanity...second hand

oh and some flying monkeys

aha! we throw joint ownership by the fab mr mynci and myself into the bargain!!!

I bid the combined bid's of:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate the big waves of your choice and become a legend
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
5 of the seven seas
a space ship
a submarine
the ability to breath under water
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
a plastic snowflake
an almost-new sticky back note
a pool of jelly.....ppsstt blu_valley, you said that one allready
perfect waves every tuesday
and a massage.
Mynci's mental health and sanity
Some flying monkeys

And I'll raise it to include:
The other 2 of the seven seas
Some clouds
The ability to turn back time
The ability to see the future
Eternal happiness/satisfaction
The best quality sound system ever
Free access to all forms of transportation
The opportunity to tell John Howard that 'he has no idea what he's doing' and get away with it
A new computer
Some more nutella
An aardvark
A house built for you to your specifications
Some fluro green string

ok, as much as this is awesome, lets not get greedy! there are some things i alread have or dont need

i already have multiple forks
i dont need another surf board
i dont particularly like poi(fire poi not needed)
i dont need another unnicycle
i already have multiple spoons
i'd rather a penguin than a penguin spuishy toy
i'd rather night vision gogles in stead of x-ray gogles
i dont think i want to be famous
a harem? whats a harem?
i have multiple books with telephone numbers, in fact i threw one of them out today
the ability to multiple orgasm........... this one i like
if you gave me a "pirate ship of toys" wouldn't i alread have a "tall ship"
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients(i'd rather just one pre-made cheesecake)
hoovers? dysons are wayyyyy better!
why would i need a suitcase of new toys if i had a pirate ship full of toys?
i already have two zippos, i dont need another four
i own my own tent, although i could use a BIGGER one
why would i need job satisfaction? with all these things i wouldnt need a job!
an island in the north pacific, i'd rather the south actually
Calvin and Hobbes? how can you give me them? they're not real!
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
two pools of jelly? why two?
i'd want to tell john howard a lot more than that!
how much more nutella?

but anyway, please continue

for mr majestik i bid:

myself.

you cant top that one!

Um...I will match FSA's bids , no matter what they are, and give all the things you dont want/need to the charaties of your choice.

Well I'll bid all of what was bid before...and myself And anything any one else will even consider bidding!!

Times that by two and thats my bid! Hang on a minute,I cant bid myself, Im already owned by someone...
HEY! so are you!!!!

Wow...this could go on forever...maybe we could come to an arrangement?

FSA you can't bid my mental heath...actually I don't think I have one

Mr Majestic

I bid a magic bag that contains anything you ever wanted including happiness and conrol of other beings.

in fact i bid 2 incase 1 isn't enough

it has infinite temporal properties and occupies all realms of phase space allowing access to anything that has or WILL happen

oh... and control of the weather in your personal space of a surrounding area of 2 square miles

and an immortal lemming to watch...come on they are funny.

Harrow!!!!!

Unkahl says: pick mynci he is karma-tasic

come on join clan mynci

subliminal note: pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me

maybe i could be jointly owned? like a communists tractor?

oh yeah Mynci, if you gave me one magic bag couldn't i just pull out another one if i needed it? and would it be yellow with black crosses on it like felix'ss is?

Hhmm....jointly owned?? I suppose I can deal with that....
Jointly owned by blu_valley, Mynci and I....or...??

this is one of the most indecent threads i have ever viewed...



I want in...

On the auction block is the Über sexy WEBDAEMON!!!

His interests include Poi, Staff, Fire Breathing, Computers, Enginering of all kinds... and did i mention hes at the ripe age of 15... thats right ladies hes 15 years old. He drinks on occasion and doesnt smoke but doesnt mind those who do.

Well while I'm waiting for Mr Majestik to decide and for blu_valley to return and decide if joint ownership is acceptable, I'll bid for webdaemon

I bid:
All the Rammstein CD's you could ever want
The newest of computers around
An unlimited suply of all fuels you want
A
A pogo-stick (you know you want one)
The best quality fire staff around
The best quality set of fire poi around
And a peice of string...

Lets see...

For webdaemon, I bid

Any rock cds you desire
The latest graphics card, for your viewing pleasure
A cordless mouse
A collection of music dvds
A cup of coffee
A bottle of any alcoholic drink you like
Lots of balloons
And lots of and

Hey FSA, I am happy with joint ownership of Mr Majestik if you are !!! Its up to you to decide now Mr M!

I bid my origional bid of:
All the Rammstein CD's you could ever want
The newest of computers around
An unlimited suply of all fuels you want
A
A pogo-stick (you know you want one)
The best quality fire staff around
The best quality set of fire poi around
And a peice of string...

Lost83spy's bid of:
Any rock cds you desire
The latest graphics card, for your viewing pleasure
A cordless mouse
A collection of music dvds
A cup of coffee
A bottle of any alcoholic drink you like
Lots of balloons
And lots of and

And I'll raise it to include:
All the music of any genre you could want
Your own personal mountain of your choice
A super-power of your choice
All the toys you could ever want
A cordless phone
All the alcohol you could want...

how did you know i love rammstein!!!

Sofar FSA is leading the bidding...

back to doing what i was doing before...