The Official Male HoP Auction!

awwwwwwwww tink i'm sorry but you both had very stong bids and flipping a coin was the only fair way i could think to decide.


you can still buy my soul or my eylashes

No thanks I already have yoni's soul

You mean you are soul-less???? M.O!!!! (multipe orgasms) Hang on a minute.......

eyelashes??? mine are stupidly long for a blokes

Me and Yoni did a soul-swap - like wifeswap but without the wifes and bitchiness!

wow...beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

eyelash swap????

No ta, mine are too purdy
<---------------look!

mine are longer!!!!

awwwwwww sorry nemo

can i bid this old wrapper i found in my pocket for asena?

LOL ravehead had a lot of offers
BJ, come on, Blu offers loads and you have a wrapper....
i'm sure you can do better

After careful thought I have decided to up my bid for asena.

I now add to the previous ( don't ask me to repeat it I can't remember..oh I'll go look in a minute)

A fireside cuddle with my cat
a lavender wheat bag
pair of orange patent stillettos
a sheepskin
my leather-look-pvc corset
some lemsip
a roast dinner
box of mansize tissues (!!)
multi-coloured post-its
plane ticket to Ireland
super size paddling pool
a rabbit hutch
and lots of zubbles.

oo oo can i go on the auction to

i bid for crowley2 a halfe eaten twiglett



final offer!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo

SOLD to miss corinthian...
it was the zubbles that did it!

now i'm gonna bid on crowley... because he is the HoP cutie...
I bid:
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'... choose if you want that to be an unmentionable or the person on this site...

Huzzah!! *does a little dance*

Does this mean I can put you on a lead and parade you round for a bit??

you can do what you want with me! "dress me up make it tight i'm you dolly" (in the style of barbie girl aqua)

Don't tempt me- you have my corset now and some rather fetching shoes.

Hmmmm, now do I bid for crowley...........I think I will, Asena I see your
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'

and I raise you..
All of what he said plus:
some verrry expensive hot chocolate
a lilo
ALL the cuddly fimbles toys
fruity sun lotion
suede boots
two black ponies
a trailer tent.

Hmmm for crowley I bid...

my old finding nemo cereal toy
kate bush (she's mine u know)
half a bottle of Baileys liquer
a dye job of any color or braids
my squidgee thing- its bright pink and comfy to sleep on
3 of my cuddly toys- theres ziggy the bee, money bag, Popple, Zips the dragon, Mini B and my rainbow snake. I have more but they arent the best.
My postcard collection (the really bright funky ones that you get in pubs n cinemas etc.
A box of after eights
My extremely long paperclip chain
And some of my best artwork

For Crowly I bid the following:

a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick

sold to blu_vally cos i need a pogo stick

ok dont sell quite yet i bid for crowley with:
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
a pogo stick
and stripey socks with free cake!!!!

Im puttin my self up for auction.

Starting bit of 1 jar of nutella.

I dont have any Nutella, sorry dude... he he he

He's very desirable ladeeezzzz, line up, come on now, theres no need to fight!

Nah uh, Crowly has sold himself fair and square Devils!! And youre just offering him all the stuff I bid plus stripy socks and cake...tut tut. (which I will give freely anyway )

Yay!! I have a Crowly!!! *does happy jig and brings the booty for collection*

*offers hand out* well done, i didnt know how it worked but you have won

So blu, let me get this stright, you have crowley AND ravehead!! YOUR HOGGIN ALL THE GOOD ONES!! Quick DA! Run off with Petri b4 its too late!!