The Official Male HoP Auction!

Hold out Asena...I imagine you will get 1 or 2 bidders today / tomorrow if they have recovered from the weekend

OOOH Auctions!!!

For Ravehead I bid

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky


Fir Asena I bid:
An audience with CB (whom I already own)
the night of your life when we meet up in Brighton
the ability to multiple-orgasm
a drink
three secrets of life
a fairy cake
fire
thirteen di
one of the rings around Saturn
one of the seven seas
a small galaxy that can be kepyt in your pocket
lasagne
a day in the life of garfield
invisibility boots
glitter
a fab ass for the rest of your days (even when you get really really old)
some wild fruit
and a dinner date with the person of your choice.

ooooooooo i like blu's offer lots-um

So far for Ravehead I have bid:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky

I will up this bid to include:

a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree

so far tink has bid...........

A roll of bubble wrap
a bouncey castle
10 metres of pink fur
some novelty flashing drinking glasses
lots of glowsticks
infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,
plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material
a pink pony
a red heartshaped velvet cushion
slick oakley sun glasses
21 tiger striped pipe cleaners
glow in the dark fangs
a sparkly bouncy ball
a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)
a push pop
a single parent rubber ducky family
tubes of lube
a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)
a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's
some scissors
a lemming
pva glue
a potted plant
a magic roundabout
a glass of water
some old pictures of the war
a medalion and fake chest hair
an afro wig
and plenty of emoticons for msn messenger
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking

Wow... I need to beat all that huh?Ok So I have bid:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky
a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree

and will up that bid to include:

an everlasting waterbottle
the secret to eternal youth
6 toys of your choice
a blacklit sun and a uv world
world peace
a penguin sanctuary
better stroking technique
a nap on my lap
a holiday to my world
dental floss
an insta-clean home
some mangoes in a red bowl
the eifel tower
some cocoa
a merry christmas and an unpretentious new year
light
a blue carpet tile
a 'butt ugly martians' novelty towl
a rolladex
some of Jay Kitty's trousers
rich tea biscuits
a sandwhich
wisdom
and a marshmallow (pink)

my my..............what a bid


i may have to see if tink can beat that bid before making a final decision

And my everlastic friendship, respect, help, crisis loans, a go of my guitar and PC.

i'm............er...................gobsmaked........


i should be a pices because i hate making tough choices

*Joins Brit_Joe on the balcony to watch*

waits...

*thinks*

and lots of innuendo

hang on!

add to my bid:

more innuendo
a thrown
a warm toilet seat
many many hugs
1300000000 kisses
a pain free existance
egypt
a festival in your hounour
vip passes to everything
a harp
the winning lotto numbers
fast things
a jet
supermans powers pinecones
my friendship
my adoration
everything on my desk (pineapple included)
and sunshine (which you can turn on and off at will)
the moon
lego
a castle
3 dragon eggs
and an elephant army

So My final bid for ravehead stands at:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky
a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree
an everlasting waterbottle
the secret to eternal youth
6 toys of your choice
a blacklit sun and a uv world
world peace
a penguin sanctuary
better stroking technique
a nap on my lap
a holiday to my world
dental floss
an insta-clean home
some mangoes in a red bowl
the eifel tower
some cocoa
a merry christmas and an unpretentious new year
light
a blue carpet tile
a 'butt ugly martians' novelty towl
a rolladex
some of Jay Kitty's trousers
rich tea biscuits
a sandwhich
wisdom
and a marshmallow (pink)
more innuendo
a thrown
a warm toilet seat
many many hugs
1300000000 kisses
a pain free existance
egypt
a festival in your hounour
vip passes to everything
a harp
the winning lotto numbers
fast things
a jet
supermans powers pinecones
my friendship
my adoration
everything on my desk (pineapple included)
and sunshine (which you can turn on and off at will)
the moon
lego
a castle
3 dragon eggs
and an elephant army

...
An interview with a vampire
A black hole to throw rubbish in,
a star
the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa
thugs intimidate people
bodyguards
my toad u can lick and trip on
A peep under my blouse
My share of the sun
a pretty smile when ur down
I will wipe ur bumbum
ME AS A SLAVE!

and a furry cup

ooooooo a furry cup been ages since i drank from one

*shudders at the top of the balkoni*

blu....and tink i am thinking the only fair way to do this would be to flip a coin

*sits silently in anticipation with big eyes*

call in the air one of you!!!




<shake>
<shake>
<shake>
<flip>
<catch>
<hides till someone calls>

heads

*eyes start to well up*

guess what blu.................

tell me

it was heads.................i am now the ownee of you

*squeels really really loud, face goes red and starts to jump around a lot while shaking hips and grinning with eyes sqeezed closed*


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Everything I bid for you is in that tent, its yours

*points at uber tent*

well that wasnt really fair now was it - seeing i had to pop out and couldnt call heads or tails.
Never mind - you had the chance to be one of the elite and you blew it

(collects all my drummer rock stars and plods off home)

Ps - i took ages googling drummers argh - I could have done something more constructive in that time - like save the world!

*laughs at a new addition to blu and mynci's flock*

They'll never understand....

Awwww Tink